I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards

YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

Dr Doom 2025 arc

how can anyone be against that requirement? you want to make sure the person undergoing therapy lives right?

central casting obsession. he looks presidential so he must become the president

this is so fucking accurate goddamn lmao

"let's do the fucking news," from the 50,000 step bastard

twink who initially got turned away for being underweight while lying about his age and declined booze and cig ad money vs guy on trt who can do a thousand pushups

It’s so funny that the cult of masculinity thinks that roided-out 80s-movie extras win wars, when the most singularly dangerous and lethal American soldier in WWII was 5’5” and 120 pounds.

too bad pretty good posting didnt happen lol

i do not think it is a good idea to judge the quality of insole unsolicited advice by social media likes.

the united states government has declared itself at war against leftist ideology. any organizing should not occur in places where rosters and membership rolls are easy to subpoena or hack

cloud: knights of the round? what if it was
aerith: no. nooo ahaha

is there an app induced gas leak somewhere that makes people write this stuff?

amazing that you start off being entirely wrong but still think you're smart

honestly doubt that claires sign is real

not a single culture warrior would spend any time describing the impact on the workforce.

it's pretty wild to be doing "stop being racist to my computer friend" discourse when the forces of Actual Racism are totally ascendant in government and inventing new ways to arrest people for their skin color every day

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

dweeb lowtax is responsible for several ethnic cleansings. tweaker lowtax will have killed more people than ghenghis khan on behalf of sundowning reagan v3 when he finally dies.

girlboss lowtax is the true inheritor of his legacy (mangosteen, personally unpleasant, not rich)

my job is incredibly important and i have never been allowed to wear gloves and a long sleeve shirt

if you dont look like pig pen after working, you aren't working

licking the bottom of the bag behavior. fiendish behavior

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

6-3 supreme court shadow docket ruling that allows it to go forward because "toilet flush sound lol"

For some of our vendors in the past they listed "expected duties" line item as part of shipping on the quote. Now there's a tariff fee line item for the product and they aren't estimating duty anymore lol