mateo’s bluesky
@laserpipe.bsky.social
burner account. Haha, unless… #neocuirinsurgenciesoftheleft
nyc via chicago, they/them/elle
🔮
nyc via chicago, they/them/elle
🔮
Pinned
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Girl whatever, I haven't been put in forever so I rallied
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Girl whatever, I haven't been put in forever so I rallied
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
2019/2025
From twink to whatever I am now
From twink to whatever I am now
July 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
2019/2025
From twink to whatever I am now
From twink to whatever I am now
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Dropping this for a first 2026 half-nude on thick Thursday.
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Dropping this for a first 2026 half-nude on thick Thursday.
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Shooting my shot (reacting with a 🔥)
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Shooting my shot (reacting with a 🔥)
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Now that the holidays are over I can focus on the swimwear I need for Beef Dip.
January 2, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Now that the holidays are over I can focus on the swimwear I need for Beef Dip.
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
"Ooh, January 1.
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"Ooh, January 1.
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
The energy I’m bringing to 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
The energy I’m bringing to 2026
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
primer mini pump del año 😗✌🏾
February 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
primer mini pump del año 😗✌🏾
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
There is no foolproof protection for anyone, Americans included, from ICE’s rabid tactics.
Confirmed: ICE Is Arresting American Citizens—and Lying About It
A government that flouts the Fourth Amendment and then lies about it to courts and the people has crossed a moral and legal frontier.
newrepublic.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There is no foolproof protection for anyone, Americans included, from ICE’s rabid tactics.
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Last hump day of the year so let's celebrate that 🥂
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Last hump day of the year so let's celebrate that 🥂
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Something Forbidden Stirs Deep Within Trump After He Sees Political Cartoon Depicting Him As Chicken https://theonion.com/something-forbidden-stirs-deep-within-trump-after-he-sees-political-cartoon-depicting-him-as-chicken/
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Something Forbidden Stirs Deep Within Trump After He Sees Political Cartoon Depicting Him As Chicken https://theonion.com/something-forbidden-stirs-deep-within-trump-after-he-sees-political-cartoon-depicting-him-as-chicken/
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Showering in the gym today! Trichophyton fungi say heyyyyy
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Showering in the gym today! Trichophyton fungi say heyyyyy
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
forgot to post this for thursday…
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
forgot to post this for thursday…
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
some festive yoga
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
some festive yoga
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
But look at my chest 🥵 might delete later 😅
March 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
But look at my chest 🥵 might delete later 😅
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
Reposted by mateo’s bluesky
After shower wiggle 😜
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
After shower wiggle 😜