I don’t mind watching television, I just prefer shows where I won’t learn anything new and fucked up that just happened

Yeah yeah yeah, horror is great, it helps us face our fears, get through dark times, and all that jazz.

But also, monsters and ghosts and such are just rad, and I like them.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

Those trans and queer books you were thinking about getting? Maybe order them now, just in case.

Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.

I'm not sure what this says about me. I am sure what it says about how my partner's cat opens doors.

Little guy

this is what escaping twitter felt like

I’ve finally migrated over, hello party people