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Your left-hand skeet

📍somewhere in the PNW
yeet or be yeeted
July 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
POV: what being blue-pilled looks like
July 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
american pharmacies are just thinely veiled convenience stores
July 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
if our body is a sanctuary then the right offering for the alter after 12am is not redbull vodka
June 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
tepid tipping take

service that should be tipped that’s not a cultural norm:

your fitness instructor

service that’s tipped that shouldn’t be a cultural norm:

coffee order
June 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
the manager of month at taco bell goes to karoline leavitt
June 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
2025 is when trump becomes as inconsequential as biden but in a different way
June 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
knowing the popemobile will be in chicago codified this city to be even more gotham
May 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Oh what so presidents are supposed to follow the law now? Grow up
May 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
my autocorrect changed vibram toe shoes to *victim* and I say - why yes, that is correct
April 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
if you aren't carding me for kombucha then don't card me for the rack of NAs, Tina
April 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Is oregon prettier than washington because its closer to california
April 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
things I never thought I would say: I have less civil rights than my grandma
April 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
keeping $3k cash on you, like girl, go deposit that bribe money
April 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Saw white smoke at the Rice Krispies factory. They must have chosen a new Pop.
April 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
the POTUS not firing hegseth is just his negligence to US safety showing itself
April 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
him: i don’t want to watch brooklyn 99 I think it’s dumb humor

*watches tires by shane gillis

me: so you think the 99 is dumb humor and this is not?

him: yes

the steady state of men is contradiction and the persistent pursuit of penis jokes don’t let them fool you
April 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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This is known as a “Holy Ghost”
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion

https://www.europesays.com/2009702/

Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion Pope Ghosts JD Vance…
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion - EUROPE SAYS
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion
www.europesays.com
April 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
substack is giving tumblr but of the 2020s
April 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
acupuncture is fake medicine how is it impossible to book a day-of or next-day appointment within a 30 mile radius
April 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
#colossalbioscience what hasn’t been reported is when the “Dire Howl” lo-fi track will be dropping on spotify.
April 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
watch out copilot is soooo hallucinating
April 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
my primary reason for voting mamala was economic based

& I don’t even feel the need to gloat “.. this is what you voted for..” to my DT-voting family members

because of the abject wreckage of layoffs & income insecurity the administration condemned them to is so distressing
April 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.
April 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
day 152 of thinking about how nice it would be to watch romcomalas with mamala in our pajamalas
April 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM