Cat post #3

Cat post #2

Gayness unlocked. we did it. thanks for your thoughts & prayers everybody

Cat post of the day

Spooky season is upon us

learning the hero’s journey has ruined every story for me😭

i need something interesting to happen in my life so i can complain about it on bluesky

at first i was kind of confused by the invite system of blue sky but now i think i really like it, it’s so much less of a shitshow then other social medias i don’t know if that’s the point and i don’t really entirely understand it but i like it

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Come back the next day and say “how’s my little fish buddy doing? Where’s Gary?” And watch him panic

Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Open the door, get on the floor

Everybody walk the dinosaur

it must be really uncomfortable for everyone when I take my glasses off and they feel their bodies go all blurry

i wanna make more mutuals on this app, how does one make friends

@spaceboyinvader.bsky.social hello.

ha my dumb cat