Havana Lottie
lavenderlemonade.bsky.social
Havana Lottie
@lavenderlemonade.bsky.social
They/She
I’m hoping it’s a curveball and he says that ICE needs to be abolished.
I don’t have any fondness for Jelly Roll but I think as someone who has been incarcerated he may have some sympathy for all the people with like 20 year old marijuana charges getting deported for being criminals.
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I find it funny my follow count is artificially inflated by bots I’ve blocked. It says I have 52 but it’s like… 10 real people
February 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
My secret skill is being a bitch. Like it takes a certain set of skills and knowledge to be able to be mean to someone in a way that’s true and hurtful and really sees someone for who they are and I think that’s under appreciated. I just don’t make my targets people who don’t deserve it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the Epstein files was like “lol gonna kill myself, make sure we start a conspiracy theory I was murdered as a coverup so nobody takes it seriously that powerful people went to my pedophile island and definitely could have killed me if they wanted.
February 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My look for my activities yesterday came out really good
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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The gender neutral of work wife is buisness partner
December 29, 2023 at 3:32 AM
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Irish Catholic girlfriend with a piss kink breaking up with me after I get a UTI because my pee being orange felt "sectian"
May 6, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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Chastity for puppy and cat girls who are munches, putting them in the cone of shame.
July 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
There’s something in the water making the lesbians have bi-curious thoughts.
February 1, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Bouncing on it with poise and decorum by riding side saddle
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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These people cannot imagine being such a part of a community that the bicycle shop mourns you. It's as alien to them as a language they don't speak.
From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Wow Marty supreme and Superman. Two Jewish icons together
January 25, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Liveposting watching the new starfleet academy with my extreme trekie wife. We’re 15 seconds into the new show and she’s already lore dumping about when in the Star Trek timeline this is set. God gives his fattest tits to his most autistic trans baddies. Her boobs are full of facts about Star Trek.
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Me when I’m on my period and I pass a decidual cast
January 19, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The fact that there were people I legitimately followed who uncritically believed and had hot takes about that “got kicked out of a bar having a heated rivalry watch party” is bad enough but the fact that one I saw tied it to thar tired ass discourse about like about women going to gay bars.
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Living in one of the most trans and gay friendly states is crazy because I’ll still come across chronically online queer people within my state and it’s like “go outside, there’s a Dunkin’ Donuts where trans people are always working! Not even a Starbucks! A Dunkin, they always fuck up my food but…”
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Dating a mentally ill midwesterner who just need to goddamn eat be like
January 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The ICE agent who shot a woman in cold blood served in Indiana National Guard…
Interesting…
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This is a post about hockey gear that I think needs to be brought to light because of the heated rivalry hubabaloo.
Hey is there a reason for a jock strap to have garters like in a sports context or is dicks sporting goods now selling jockstraps in a horny way? May have to buy either way. They really got me with this ad.
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Jesus Christ also said that refusing to help the poor and strangers is the same as rejecting God himself and that you'll go to a literal lake of fire for it
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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if someone that is finance savvy or has liquid cash is willing to partner with me, i want to start a vfx company that specifically embodies an anti-ai/pro human ethos. i am working on my next film and looking to help other filmmakers/bold storytellers that don’t wanna get sucked into the tech cults.
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So I’m guessing Adam’s was like IMMEDIATELY haunted in a poltergeist way.
Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Hi all!

I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information Project: A ~45 minute mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. Everything is fictional, meaning fake creators played by actors, fake Kickstarter, and fake screens...
docs.google.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m rewatching the all sexually fluid season of are you the one because I don’t remember most of it but I remember being on THE EDGE OF MY SEAT.
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Recently went to an event where I wanted to be sexy and warm so I put on thermals that are close-ish to my skin color and under the club lighting the illusion was pretty good.

I felt like Sabrina Carpenter
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM