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Laurie Bowman
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Always becoming, never being. Accidental paralegal by way of Germanic linguistics, reluctant occupant of a blue dot in a red state. Baker, puzzler, hiker, knitter, runner, slave to Pola the calico. Forever chasing the dopamine.
Yeah I always wondered about that
July 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
So the House goes on vacay to give the FBI a few days to excise any mention of Trump from the Epstein docs. Cool cool cool
July 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social I love that Krebs means “cancer” in German, the dude’s name is just *chef’s kiss*
July 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Bahahahahahahaa
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
July 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
“Venous insufficiency,” otherwise known as collapsed veins from constantly getting hit up by Dr. Feelgood
July 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So SCOTUS has finally managed to cut the federal cord that united these States. Congratulations.
This is a must-read piece that lays out in detail what just happened with the SCOTUS decision on birthright citizenship and where we’re headed if we don’t fight it.
"For the child born this summer in Texas, whose parents receive no documents, whose name never appears in any system, and who grows up asking why she can’t go on field trips, apply for scholarships, or open a bank account, the consequences are not legal theory. They are her life."
June 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
So looks like now we’re going to have two sets of laws in the US - laws for blue states and laws for red states. Cool cool cool. <starts looking up apartment availability in Chicago>
June 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This makes me indescribably happy and proud to be a small-D democrat.
🇺🇸 💪 People of #Pasadena drove #ICE out of the AC Hotel
June 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
So what confirmation exists that there is a ceasefire, other than Trump’s own words? Because I don’t know about you, but the historic ratio of truth to bullshit is pretty low with this one.
June 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Nostalgic for those long-gone, carefree days when we giggled at DJT for tariffing penguins
June 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Oh now we’re asking China for favors? Pretty ballsy
Step 1: Bomb Iran

Step 2: Ask - *checks notes* - China not to let them retaliate?

www.cnbc.com/2025/06/22/u...
June 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Trump Sends Barron to Podiatrist
June 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
For some reason I feel
compelled to put on Dr. Strangelove tonight #NoWar
June 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I feel perfectly safe don’t you #NoWar
At least coordination of counterterrorism efforts at the federal level is in the hands of the 2022 keg-stand champion at his house of Sigma Alpha Mu.
June 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Well, thank goodness all
public high school students will have to take the ASVAB once the BBB is passed! I was super worried we wouldn’t have enough poors to feed the WWIII machine but it’s all so seamless #NoWar
June 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Robert Evans @iwriteok.bsky.social says what we’re all thinking, and the comments are pure gold. Most rhythmless marching and most rumpled parade uniforms I’ve ever seen. They definitely didn’t want to be there.
troops can't even march in step at the Dipshit Nuremberg rally, my god. like the fascism is one thing but at this point we're just embarrassing ourselves in front of Germany
June 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Ready to go!
June 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Seriously this is what it feels like trying to act “normal”
on a meeting like "hi! my country is violently descending into chaos instigated in no small part by its own government! lets chat about the powerpoint deck!"
June 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have the Bowie song going through my head on an endless loop these days
For those of you watching what is going down and say, "This is not America," please sit down, as I have some unsettling news for you.
June 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Be careful what you wish for
I have a lot of things to say about this but they're best expressed by the following: lol. Also, potentially, lmao.
FYI...

"The woman said of the “refugees”: “They were understanding that they would be arriving here for complete assistance. People thought they would be arriving at a house, a job, medical insurance, and other things. It isn’t that way at all."
www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/af...
June 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Well, yeah. What we see now is the natural outcome of a diabolical feedback loop.
June 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM