L.B. Sparrow
@lbsparr0w.bsky.social
Sparrow, 26, she/they 🏳️⚧️🇵🇷
Stream of consciousness posting, I kinda just yap about whatever but usually it's about my sports teams, video games I'm playing, or how bad I wish I could be with my partner.
💊: 8/19/2025
Stream of consciousness posting, I kinda just yap about whatever but usually it's about my sports teams, video games I'm playing, or how bad I wish I could be with my partner.
💊: 8/19/2025
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L.B. Sparrow
@lbsparr0w.bsky.social
· Dec 3
You're Not Allowed To Quit
dude. smfhhhhh stuck in line at the store behind a mom, she's got her toddler watching stuff on her phone, and I overheard her, "Well, at least she's not screaming!"
MAYBE NOT, BUT I'M ABOUT TO, PARENT YOUR FUCKING CHILD.
MAYBE NOT, BUT I'M ABOUT TO, PARENT YOUR FUCKING CHILD.
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
dude. smfhhhhh stuck in line at the store behind a mom, she's got her toddler watching stuff on her phone, and I overheard her, "Well, at least she's not screaming!"
MAYBE NOT, BUT I'M ABOUT TO, PARENT YOUR FUCKING CHILD.
MAYBE NOT, BUT I'M ABOUT TO, PARENT YOUR FUCKING CHILD.
I was looking at this picture right next to what I looked like on day 1 of HRT since I was wearing the same shirt in both of them and like. It's not at the point where I feel like I'm looking at two different people of course, but there's definitely still some noticeable changes and I'm happy.
g'morning chat, I love whatever tf is going on with my hair right now
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I was looking at this picture right next to what I looked like on day 1 of HRT since I was wearing the same shirt in both of them and like. It's not at the point where I feel like I'm looking at two different people of course, but there's definitely still some noticeable changes and I'm happy.
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I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal authorities announce end to Minnesota immigration crackdown that led to mass detentions, protests and two deaths.
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you
g'morning chat, I love whatever tf is going on with my hair right now
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
g'morning chat, I love whatever tf is going on with my hair right now
why the fuck do i wanna read *now* it's late, i need to eat, shower, and sleep. The fuck.
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 AM
why the fuck do i wanna read *now* it's late, i need to eat, shower, and sleep. The fuck.
I'm gonna buy a pretty girl a drink at the bar some day.
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I'm gonna buy a pretty girl a drink at the bar some day.
they dropped the new spring training hats and honestly? They put the flowers on the hat??? I'm getting one on my next check.
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
they dropped the new spring training hats and honestly? They put the flowers on the hat??? I'm getting one on my next check.
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
being down awful for most of the day but trying to be chill about it l o l
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 AM
being down awful for most of the day but trying to be chill about it l o l
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finally watched the halftime show, shit was a fucking religious experience. Muy bien 🇵🇷
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
finally watched the halftime show, shit was a fucking religious experience. Muy bien 🇵🇷
reflecting on this again right now. Like, when my egg cracked I was like "Oh, I'm clearly nonbinary because I'm not fully a woman" and there was all this shit to suggest that wasn't the case but I still let myself believe that for nearly 6 years. 1/?
it's so funny when i think about how i blew up on mom for deadnaming me or w/e, I was like "maybe it'll stick in her head better if I tell her I'm trans because she's clearly grasping the nonbinary thing"
And then I realized not long after how happy I am just. Being a woman.
And then I realized not long after how happy I am just. Being a woman.
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
reflecting on this again right now. Like, when my egg cracked I was like "Oh, I'm clearly nonbinary because I'm not fully a woman" and there was all this shit to suggest that wasn't the case but I still let myself believe that for nearly 6 years. 1/?
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This was Detroit's starting lineup the day Justin Verlander made his debut for the Tigers
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This was Detroit's starting lineup the day Justin Verlander made his debut for the Tigers
I'll ask the group chat sometimes "Hey, who wants donuts" when I'm about to go to the store, I like to imagine myself bringing home one of those big ass pink boxes of them and all my friends are waiting at the house for me to bring them back and then we eat donuts together and everything is good.
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I'll ask the group chat sometimes "Hey, who wants donuts" when I'm about to go to the store, I like to imagine myself bringing home one of those big ass pink boxes of them and all my friends are waiting at the house for me to bring them back and then we eat donuts together and everything is good.
She texted me I love you and I could tell that was the last thing she did before she went to bed 🥹🥰
i dunno what i did to deserve her
i dunno what i did to deserve her
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
She texted me I love you and I could tell that was the last thing she did before she went to bed 🥹🥰
i dunno what i did to deserve her
i dunno what i did to deserve her
i really wish mocha would stop trying to put his paws on my nips, buddy, I am sensitive and you fuckin hurt.
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i really wish mocha would stop trying to put his paws on my nips, buddy, I am sensitive and you fuckin hurt.
ok but who the fuck has had cooler villain music than Eggman in Sonic Adventure 2
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
ok but who the fuck has had cooler villain music than Eggman in Sonic Adventure 2
oh did y'all ever hear the one about the bird girlie who yearns for the polar bear halfway across the country from her?
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
oh did y'all ever hear the one about the bird girlie who yearns for the polar bear halfway across the country from her?
yeah ok l o l
The optimistic hope is that they get bullied enough to walk this back before it goes into effect, but I'm not counting on that, so if anyone wants to stay in touch and we're cool like that, DM and I'll pass you my cell, or I also have Signal.
The optimistic hope is that they get bullied enough to walk this back before it goes into effect, but I'm not counting on that, so if anyone wants to stay in touch and we're cool like that, DM and I'll pass you my cell, or I also have Signal.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
yeah ok l o l
The optimistic hope is that they get bullied enough to walk this back before it goes into effect, but I'm not counting on that, so if anyone wants to stay in touch and we're cool like that, DM and I'll pass you my cell, or I also have Signal.
The optimistic hope is that they get bullied enough to walk this back before it goes into effect, but I'm not counting on that, so if anyone wants to stay in touch and we're cool like that, DM and I'll pass you my cell, or I also have Signal.
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We should make a Dorley in Minnesota…
@badambulist.bsky.social for the brainworms
@zal-cryptid.bsky.social for the Bea
@badambulist.bsky.social for the brainworms
@zal-cryptid.bsky.social for the Bea
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
We should make a Dorley in Minnesota…
@badambulist.bsky.social for the brainworms
@zal-cryptid.bsky.social for the Bea
@badambulist.bsky.social for the brainworms
@zal-cryptid.bsky.social for the Bea
niffle stupid and bad
I should be in the bleachers listening to the pop of the glove, lumber cracking leather, with some hot dogs, beers, and scorebooks with the love of my life.
I should be in the bleachers listening to the pop of the glove, lumber cracking leather, with some hot dogs, beers, and scorebooks with the love of my life.
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
niffle stupid and bad
I should be in the bleachers listening to the pop of the glove, lumber cracking leather, with some hot dogs, beers, and scorebooks with the love of my life.
I should be in the bleachers listening to the pop of the glove, lumber cracking leather, with some hot dogs, beers, and scorebooks with the love of my life.
I am so excited for the next time I can dress up and do makeup and shit and actually have a little confidence.
God fucking dammit I WAS SO HOT...
God fucking dammit I WAS SO HOT...
everybody deserves to wear a dress and feel pretty at least once.
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I am so excited for the next time I can dress up and do makeup and shit and actually have a little confidence.
God fucking dammit I WAS SO HOT...
God fucking dammit I WAS SO HOT...
I'm currently sitting on my front porch surrounded by cats, nobody has it better than me
February 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I'm currently sitting on my front porch surrounded by cats, nobody has it better than me
12 out of 15 decks fully completed!
![Even Steven: +4 mult if scored card is an even number
Swashbuckler: Adds the sell value of all other jokers to mult
Supernova: Gains +1 mult for each time a hand type is played
Abstract Joker: +3 mult for each joker you own
Burnt Joker (polychrome): On first discard of a round, level up the hand type that was discarded [Polychrome: x1.5 mult]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ybag6rbn2afp7b4iu3i4scu/bafkreib4y3x2gjkjbucmjlbrhlmtg422gfzkkq25mxl4sex4lht6upmzca@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
12 out of 15 decks fully completed!