multitasking (crying & doing the dishes)

You should be able to mute a particular vibe

my kink is sitting quietly in a stress-free environment

instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”

Whoever put my personality together really just picked random traits out of a bag like "Okay, make her super introverted but also make it so she's only happy when she's making people laugh. Make her seem very serious usually too." And then I had to figure out how to exist.

me as a mom:

being annoying is a full-time job and i’m working overtime

being on bluesky makes me feel like i hopped back over into the good timeline

FYI

moving from twitter to bluesky

Insulting someone's appearance is so boring. Insult them for something that actually matters like their poor choice in magic gems or for choosing goat's hair instead of a rabbit's foot for their summoning spells.

love this! reminds me of the tumblr days when we were all learning html to customize our blogs

“You’re not allowed to say anything anymore,” complains the man who never fucking shuts up.

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

really wish i could get into discord but it just feels so cluttered

it’s funny how the *same words* can have zero impact on you when you’re at a certain stage of life, but in another stage those words feel like a complete, mind-blowing revelation

love the feeling of a fresh start that comes with new social media

hello world!