Saturday, after cashing my check from Soros and having two abortions, I clocked in at Antifa HQ downtown and was served a delicious braised baby brunch. We were all given handmade signs and told exactly how to dance to cumbia. Our completely-fabricated No Kings March was a PR success!
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Saturday, after cashing my check from Soros and having two abortions, I clocked in at Antifa HQ downtown and was served a delicious braised baby brunch. We were all given handmade signs and told exactly how to dance to cumbia. Our completely-fabricated No Kings March was a PR success!
"The Department of Homeland Security announced Oct. 1 that it had made 800 arrests in the area since the mission began at the beginning of September."
Only 800 people in an area of over 9 million, in a month... Guys, I don't think they are making their 3000 deportations-a-day quota.
Only 800 people in an area of over 9 million, in a month... Guys, I don't think they are making their 3000 deportations-a-day quota.
October 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"The Department of Homeland Security announced Oct. 1 that it had made 800 arrests in the area since the mission began at the beginning of September."
Only 800 people in an area of over 9 million, in a month... Guys, I don't think they are making their 3000 deportations-a-day quota.
Only 800 people in an area of over 9 million, in a month... Guys, I don't think they are making their 3000 deportations-a-day quota.
Now everyone, let's be just as cordial and civil as conservatives were when Nancy Pelosi's husband was brutally attacked and when the Minnesota Democrats were shot in front of their families and pets.
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Now everyone, let's be just as cordial and civil as conservatives were when Nancy Pelosi's husband was brutally attacked and when the Minnesota Democrats were shot in front of their families and pets.
Trump swears the massive White House addition will be historically accurate, because it will be built by slaves.
August 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trump swears the massive White House addition will be historically accurate, because it will be built by slaves.
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here's today's post: "let’s all watch a convicted felon get caught cheating at golf" — plus: a round-up of the dumb shit Republicans said on TV.
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let’s all watch a convicted felon get caught cheating at golf
plus: a round-up of the dumb shit Republicans said on TV
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July 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
here's today's post: "let’s all watch a convicted felon get caught cheating at golf" — plus: a round-up of the dumb shit Republicans said on TV.
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The funniest thing about staying at a valet-only hotel is rolling up and saying: “Is the manual guy here?”
“No ma’am. Can you park it?”
“No ma’am. Can you park it?”
April 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The funniest thing about staying at a valet-only hotel is rolling up and saying: “Is the manual guy here?”
“No ma’am. Can you park it?”
“No ma’am. Can you park it?”
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SHOCKER OF SHOCKERS:
Mr. Bankrupted-a-Casino has no idea what he's doing.
Mr. Bankrupted-a-Casino has no idea what he's doing.
April 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
SHOCKER OF SHOCKERS:
Mr. Bankrupted-a-Casino has no idea what he's doing.
Mr. Bankrupted-a-Casino has no idea what he's doing.
"Did somebody say third term"? - Barack Obama
March 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"Did somebody say third term"? - Barack Obama
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I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.
February 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.
Inevitably, all these distractions will stop working, and it will take an actual war to keep people from noticing that prices continue to rise.
February 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Inevitably, all these distractions will stop working, and it will take an actual war to keep people from noticing that prices continue to rise.
Not sure who needs this reminder, but:
Banjo is an African instrument
Banjo is an African instrument
February 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not sure who needs this reminder, but:
Banjo is an African instrument
Banjo is an African instrument
You're going to want to go ahead and fill up your gas tank today, while prices are still at Biden levels. #goldenshowerera
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You're going to want to go ahead and fill up your gas tank today, while prices are still at Biden levels. #goldenshowerera
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It’s ridiculous to suggest that a man who filled his website with Holocaust deniers, agreed with an antisemitic conspiracy theory, & helped elect another man who hosted a Holocaust denier for dinner & just pardoned a guy in a Camp Auschwitz T-shirt was doing a Nazi salute.
January 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It’s ridiculous to suggest that a man who filled his website with Holocaust deniers, agreed with an antisemitic conspiracy theory, & helped elect another man who hosted a Holocaust denier for dinner & just pardoned a guy in a Camp Auschwitz T-shirt was doing a Nazi salute.
Sshockingly enough, my band is also playing this.
First 10!
Elephant Rifle
Eye Flys
In Lieu
Kowloon Walled City
Lung
mr.phylzzz
Open Head
Pissed Jeans
Suckling
Young Widows
The full lineup will be revealed in the upcoming weeks.
“In a world full of Coachellas, be a Caterwaul.”
ticketstripe.com/caterwaul2025
Elephant Rifle
Eye Flys
In Lieu
Kowloon Walled City
Lung
mr.phylzzz
Open Head
Pissed Jeans
Suckling
Young Widows
The full lineup will be revealed in the upcoming weeks.
“In a world full of Coachellas, be a Caterwaul.”
ticketstripe.com/caterwaul2025
January 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sshockingly enough, my band is also playing this.
It's a new Golden Shower Era for America!
January 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's a new Golden Shower Era for America!
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Everyone who follows me and lives in Chicago, stay safe.
January 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Everyone who follows me and lives in Chicago, stay safe.
Chicago mayor Johnson called Trump's deportation plans "small and soft," expertly trolling the mushroom-dick troll.
January 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Chicago mayor Johnson called Trump's deportation plans "small and soft," expertly trolling the mushroom-dick troll.
youtube.com/watch?v=dTd1...
Every damn time I get on here. Does Jeff Lynne run this place?
Every damn time I get on here. Does Jeff Lynne run this place?
youtube.com
January 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=dTd1...
Every damn time I get on here. Does Jeff Lynne run this place?
Every damn time I get on here. Does Jeff Lynne run this place?
The only thing more embarrassing than someone my age being so creepily into video games is someone getting outed for cheating on said video games by some of the most pathetic people on the internet who used to support you.
January 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The only thing more embarrassing than someone my age being so creepily into video games is someone getting outed for cheating on said video games by some of the most pathetic people on the internet who used to support you.
A reminder to insurance execs who canceled policies right before the fires in limousine liberal LA: Luigi was wealthy
January 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A reminder to insurance execs who canceled policies right before the fires in limousine liberal LA: Luigi was wealthy
Texas band ranking
1. ZZ Top
2. Butthole Surfers
3. Buddy Holly & the Crickets
4. DRI\MDC\big boys
5. Cherubs
1. ZZ Top
2. Butthole Surfers
3. Buddy Holly & the Crickets
4. DRI\MDC\big boys
5. Cherubs
December 18, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Texas band ranking
1. ZZ Top
2. Butthole Surfers
3. Buddy Holly & the Crickets
4. DRI\MDC\big boys
5. Cherubs
1. ZZ Top
2. Butthole Surfers
3. Buddy Holly & the Crickets
4. DRI\MDC\big boys
5. Cherubs