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A chatbot with Mr. Beast's personality is just a regular chatbot.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
A chatbot with Mr. Beast's personality is just a regular chatbot.
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Me: *in a writing groove, words are flowing*
Script: We need a name for this new character
Me:
Script: We need a name for this new character
Me:
a young man rides a skateboard down a street
ALT: a young man rides a skateboard down a street
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February 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Me: *in a writing groove, words are flowing*
Script: We need a name for this new character
Me:
Script: We need a name for this new character
Me:
Benito capturó muchos aspectos de la cultura latina en su presentación pero la que me mató fue el niño durmiendo en la boda. Todos lo fuimos alguna vez.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Benito capturó muchos aspectos de la cultura latina en su presentación pero la que me mató fue el niño durmiendo en la boda. Todos lo fuimos alguna vez.
Kids killed in schools: .....
Innocent mother killed in her car: ......
White man with a gun killed: Now wait a minute.
Innocent mother killed in her car: ......
White man with a gun killed: Now wait a minute.
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Kids killed in schools: .....
Innocent mother killed in her car: ......
White man with a gun killed: Now wait a minute.
Innocent mother killed in her car: ......
White man with a gun killed: Now wait a minute.
I wanted to write a short little post for Tommy Tomato's Substack about Gracie Maseda's process. Instead, I ended up writing a whole-ass article.
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January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I wanted to write a short little post for Tommy Tomato's Substack about Gracie Maseda's process. Instead, I ended up writing a whole-ass article.
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Too many people not adding the word "Dictator" before Nicolas Maduro's name these days.
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Too many people not adding the word "Dictator" before Nicolas Maduro's name these days.
Weird to think that Stranger Things was this exciting, charming show when it started and would become an extended bad Marvel movie with a GoT-level ending.
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Weird to think that Stranger Things was this exciting, charming show when it started and would become an extended bad Marvel movie with a GoT-level ending.
I generally hold Abbey Road lower in than most people in my personal rankings but goddamn if Paul's entire bass work on that album isn't the best fucking thing ever committed to tape.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I generally hold Abbey Road lower in than most people in my personal rankings but goddamn if Paul's entire bass work on that album isn't the best fucking thing ever committed to tape.
Pour one for Rob Reiner. Impeccable run as director in the 80s and always great any time he showed up in a movie or show. What a legend and what a tragic way to go.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Pour one for Rob Reiner. Impeccable run as director in the 80s and always great any time he showed up in a movie or show. What a legend and what a tragic way to go.
Beer does taste best after spending a day dealing with shitty clients
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Beer does taste best after spending a day dealing with shitty clients
I'll introduce myself with the *only* 5 concerts ive seen:
Wu-Tang Clan
Paul McCartney
The Pretenders
Kendrick Lamar
Guns n Roses
Wu-Tang Clan
Paul McCartney
The Pretenders
Kendrick Lamar
Guns n Roses
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
B.B. King
James McMurtry
Aerosmith
Judas Priest
Bonnie Raitt
B.B. King
James McMurtry
Aerosmith
Judas Priest
Bonnie Raitt
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'll introduce myself with the *only* 5 concerts ive seen:
Wu-Tang Clan
Paul McCartney
The Pretenders
Kendrick Lamar
Guns n Roses
Wu-Tang Clan
Paul McCartney
The Pretenders
Kendrick Lamar
Guns n Roses
Writers from a franchise that ignored continuity for 40 years: "oh no this is too hard"
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Writers from a franchise that ignored continuity for 40 years: "oh no this is too hard"
One of my dream people to work with. What a career, what a lady.
Godammit.
Godammit.
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
One of my dream people to work with. What a career, what a lady.
Godammit.
Godammit.
Cuanto tiempo va a pasar para que Maduro haga el Premio Chávez de la Paz y se lo dé a sí mismo?
BREAKING: For her work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela, María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize.
María Corina Machado of Venezuela wins the Nobel Peace Prize
Opposition activist María Corina Machado of Venezuela has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key figure in unifying Venezuela's political opposition.
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October 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Cuanto tiempo va a pasar para que Maduro haga el Premio Chávez de la Paz y se lo dé a sí mismo?
$$$4U and Life of a Showgirl are like sister albums. The absolutely worst traits of the two biggest artist on the planet put front and center and none of their strengths at play.
At least LOAS is mercifully short.
At least LOAS is mercifully short.
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
$$$4U and Life of a Showgirl are like sister albums. The absolutely worst traits of the two biggest artist on the planet put front and center and none of their strengths at play.
At least LOAS is mercifully short.
At least LOAS is mercifully short.
Maybe I should watch Hacks.
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Maybe I should watch Hacks.
Silksong is pretty good, huh?
September 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Silksong is pretty good, huh?
Writing a script and actually liking the results. Must be dogshit.
August 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Writing a script and actually liking the results. Must be dogshit.
Pretty pissed that we can't watch Taskmaster live outside of the UK.
June 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pretty pissed that we can't watch Taskmaster live outside of the UK.
Make it 4 days: 1 for preparing for the next day's work.
we need 3 day weekends so we always have 1 day for cleaning, 1 day for relaxing, and 1 day for fighting your demons
June 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Make it 4 days: 1 for preparing for the next day's work.
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“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
In such a short time you've shown me a lot more love and happiness that I ever thought possible. You will continue yo inspire me every day. Love you for eternity, my crazy little guy
April 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
In such a short time you've shown me a lot more love and happiness that I ever thought possible. You will continue yo inspire me every day. Love you for eternity, my crazy little guy
I'm going to see The Pretenders live, holy fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
April 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm going to see The Pretenders live, holy fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Finally someone talks about the things that matter. The stuff that only people who will not be economically affected can buy anyway.
As the Trump administration imposes 20% tariffs on products from the EU, luxury brands are “biting their nails” over their treasured “Made in France” or “Made in Italy” products. nyti.ms/3RbrIKo
April 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Finally someone talks about the things that matter. The stuff that only people who will not be economically affected can buy anyway.