Lemon Test
@lemontest.bsky.social
L’état profond c’est moi.
Proud TradAI.
Proud TradAI.
People always bitch that NYT headlines are too tame and fail to call out Trump.
If you’re one of those people, what headline would you give this article?
Serious question. Also, gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
If you’re one of those people, what headline would you give this article?
Serious question. Also, gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
People always bitch that NYT headlines are too tame and fail to call out Trump.
If you’re one of those people, what headline would you give this article?
Serious question. Also, gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
If you’re one of those people, what headline would you give this article?
Serious question. Also, gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
Upon further investigation, I’m beginning to suspect there are no “originals” to sell. Still, if you can get $29 for printing AI art on wood, that’s a pretty good hustle.
This guy sell what looks a lot like AI art for $2500 (“the original”) or $29 a print and once again I AM IN THE WRONG BUSINESS.
My last 4 paintings … all SOLD!
ADIRONDACK CHAIRS, 16x16”
LIGHTHOUSE SKY, 16x16”
TUSCAN RIDE, 16x16”
OREGON COAST, 24x24”
All prints are on sale this week! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off everything.
ADIRONDACK CHAIRS, 16x16”
LIGHTHOUSE SKY, 16x16”
TUSCAN RIDE, 16x16”
OREGON COAST, 24x24”
All prints are on sale this week! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off everything.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Upon further investigation, I’m beginning to suspect there are no “originals” to sell. Still, if you can get $29 for printing AI art on wood, that’s a pretty good hustle.
I know this is satire but indictmenting *is* hard and Lindsey Halligan got glass cliffed bigly.
No pity — that’s what happens when you hang out with the glass people.
No pity — that’s what happens when you hang out with the glass people.
“Indictmenting is hard,” Lindsey Halligan said.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I know this is satire but indictmenting *is* hard and Lindsey Halligan got glass cliffed bigly.
No pity — that’s what happens when you hang out with the glass people.
No pity — that’s what happens when you hang out with the glass people.
This guy sell what looks a lot like AI art for $2500 (“the original”) or $29 a print and once again I AM IN THE WRONG BUSINESS.
My last 4 paintings … all SOLD!
ADIRONDACK CHAIRS, 16x16”
LIGHTHOUSE SKY, 16x16”
TUSCAN RIDE, 16x16”
OREGON COAST, 24x24”
All prints are on sale this week! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off everything.
ADIRONDACK CHAIRS, 16x16”
LIGHTHOUSE SKY, 16x16”
TUSCAN RIDE, 16x16”
OREGON COAST, 24x24”
All prints are on sale this week! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off everything.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This guy sell what looks a lot like AI art for $2500 (“the original”) or $29 a print and once again I AM IN THE WRONG BUSINESS.
Remind me of all the times Paul opposed Trump when his vote mattered.
Paul sees the political winds shifting & decides to play libertarian. Thanks to his brave words, Collins’s concerns & Murkowski’s reservations, I sleep peacefully, knowing our democracy is safe.
Paul sees the political winds shifting & decides to play libertarian. Thanks to his brave words, Collins’s concerns & Murkowski’s reservations, I sleep peacefully, knowing our democracy is safe.
REPUBLICAN Senator Rand Paul: “Republicans are frightened to cross Trump. They’re just afraid.”
Rand calls out Trump’s murderous boat bombings + cowardly GOP silence on that, the military build-up in Venezuela, etc.
Rand calls out Trump’s murderous boat bombings + cowardly GOP silence on that, the military build-up in Venezuela, etc.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Remind me of all the times Paul opposed Trump when his vote mattered.
Paul sees the political winds shifting & decides to play libertarian. Thanks to his brave words, Collins’s concerns & Murkowski’s reservations, I sleep peacefully, knowing our democracy is safe.
Paul sees the political winds shifting & decides to play libertarian. Thanks to his brave words, Collins’s concerns & Murkowski’s reservations, I sleep peacefully, knowing our democracy is safe.
It was because Maxwell was on trial, and later appealed her conviction, that they couldn’t release the files. I forgot that.
If it’s true there are damning photos of Trump in the Epstein files, why didn’t Biden release the files?
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump
Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It was because Maxwell was on trial, and later appealed her conviction, that they couldn’t release the files. I forgot that.
If it’s true there are damning photos of Trump in the Epstein files, why didn’t Biden release the files?
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump
Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If it’s true there are damning photos of Trump in the Epstein files, why didn’t Biden release the files?
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
I started to ask Google a question today when these suggested searches came up. And now I need to know — is “why women kill” really in the top 5 or was that a suggestion tailored for me? (faster, pussycat!)
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I started to ask Google a question today when these suggested searches came up. And now I need to know — is “why women kill” really in the top 5 or was that a suggestion tailored for me? (faster, pussycat!)
When (if) Trump moves out of the White House, I suggest they we throw the biggest drag ball in the history of drag balls. Then burn it to the ground or turn it into a museum of “Never Again.”
This is my radical left dream — fabulousness followed by property damage or education.
This is my radical left dream — fabulousness followed by property damage or education.
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When (if) Trump moves out of the White House, I suggest they we throw the biggest drag ball in the history of drag balls. Then burn it to the ground or turn it into a museum of “Never Again.”
This is my radical left dream — fabulousness followed by property damage or education.
This is my radical left dream — fabulousness followed by property damage or education.
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Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
PINTEREST IS DEAD. (artist's rant)
YouTube video by SamDoesArts
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October 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The bus is here.
October 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The bus is here.
“Kavannaugh Stop,” sure. But “guess-stop” has a ring to it.
Part of ICE’s efforts will be setting up random traffic stops and checkpoints throughout the city and making educated guesses about who to detain and who not to detain. These 'Guess Stops' will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or 'Guess-Stop-O for short.
ICE’s Training Manual for Determining Who to Terrorize
“The Supreme Court on Monday lifted a federal judge’s order prohibiting government agents from making indiscriminate immigration-related stops in t...
buff.ly
September 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Kavannaugh Stop,” sure. But “guess-stop” has a ring to it.
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
It sounds like the left is desperately trying to put the blame for Kirk’s killing on the right, it’s because we are. We know that right-wing violence is tolerated, while left-wing violence can be an excuse for civil war.
September 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It sounds like the left is desperately trying to put the blame for Kirk’s killing on the right, it’s because we are. We know that right-wing violence is tolerated, while left-wing violence can be an excuse for civil war.
He went out repeating one of his most famous racist dog whistles. Let’s all remember him for that.
September 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
He went out repeating one of his most famous racist dog whistles. Let’s all remember him for that.
Just as convergent evolution turns everything into a crab, so too will convergent culinary evolution turn all meals into rice bowls.
Perfectly distributed sauce, no need for a knife and a few sprigs of fresh cilantro. Welcome to the future.
Perfectly distributed sauce, no need for a knife and a few sprigs of fresh cilantro. Welcome to the future.
September 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just as convergent evolution turns everything into a crab, so too will convergent culinary evolution turn all meals into rice bowls.
Perfectly distributed sauce, no need for a knife and a few sprigs of fresh cilantro. Welcome to the future.
Perfectly distributed sauce, no need for a knife and a few sprigs of fresh cilantro. Welcome to the future.
I’m betting Charlie Kirk’s killer is MAGA trying to start a civil war because no one on the left thinks Kirk was important enough to assassinate.
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’m betting Charlie Kirk’s killer is MAGA trying to start a civil war because no one on the left thinks Kirk was important enough to assassinate.
Obviously, violence is not the answer, etc., especially when the other side is better armed. But Charlie Kirk was a professionally nasty person and I’m not sad he’s dead.
Anyway, this scene from Full Metal Jacket keeps running through my head:
youtu.be/liusEeP1QcE
Anyway, this scene from Full Metal Jacket keeps running through my head:
youtu.be/liusEeP1QcE
Full Metal Jacket - Charles Whitman/Lee Harvey Oswald Scene (1987) 60fps 1080p HD
YouTube video by Coolmacatrain
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September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Obviously, violence is not the answer, etc., especially when the other side is better armed. But Charlie Kirk was a professionally nasty person and I’m not sad he’s dead.
Anyway, this scene from Full Metal Jacket keeps running through my head:
youtu.be/liusEeP1QcE
Anyway, this scene from Full Metal Jacket keeps running through my head:
youtu.be/liusEeP1QcE
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this is a realllllllly fascinating idea (visited their garage & have seen these dry vegetation munching dragons at work)
A ‘Roomba for the forest’ could be SoCal’s next wildfire weapon www.latimes.com/environment/... via @nohaggerty.bsky.social
A 'Roomba for the forest' could be SoCal's next wildfire weapon
The BurnBot is a a remote-controlled vehicular system that removes flammable brush alongside roads with unprecedented precision.
www.latimes.com
September 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
this is a realllllllly fascinating idea (visited their garage & have seen these dry vegetation munching dragons at work)
We need a good noun/verb to describe people who protect pedophiles.
Perhaps “pedopal?”
As in, “MTG is pretending to care about the Epstein files now, so she can pedopal for Trump later.”
Perhaps “pedopal?”
As in, “MTG is pretending to care about the Epstein files now, so she can pedopal for Trump later.”
September 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We need a good noun/verb to describe people who protect pedophiles.
Perhaps “pedopal?”
As in, “MTG is pretending to care about the Epstein files now, so she can pedopal for Trump later.”
Perhaps “pedopal?”
As in, “MTG is pretending to care about the Epstein files now, so she can pedopal for Trump later.”
What if we give Trump something he wants, say a golfing trophy or a sparsely-populated, mineral-rich nation? If he doesn’t show up to claim it, we’ll know for certain something stroke-level serious had happened. Foolproof.
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What if we give Trump something he wants, say a golfing trophy or a sparsely-populated, mineral-rich nation? If he doesn’t show up to claim it, we’ll know for certain something stroke-level serious had happened. Foolproof.
New tattoo inspo just dropped.
Some 15th-century rainbow-coloured beasts to brighten your Monday: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rainbow-coloured-beasts-from-15th-century-book-of-hours?utm_content=bufferec024&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
New tattoo inspo just dropped.
I present this short clip, from the movie “Adventureland,” proving there is only one song that should be playing in the background when spunky rebels are being chased by bullies, and it is Judas Priest’s “Breaking the Law.” Behold:
youtu.be/4zGBbEPq92Q?...
youtu.be/4zGBbEPq92Q?...
Adventureland Fight and Chase Judas Priest Breaking the Law
YouTube video by ryacus
youtu.be
August 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I present this short clip, from the movie “Adventureland,” proving there is only one song that should be playing in the background when spunky rebels are being chased by bullies, and it is Judas Priest’s “Breaking the Law.” Behold:
youtu.be/4zGBbEPq92Q?...
youtu.be/4zGBbEPq92Q?...
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Really the simplest way to get the Epstein files released is to somehow get them to Hegseth
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Really the simplest way to get the Epstein files released is to somehow get them to Hegseth