The Cupid Shuffle is bachata for gringos and I think thats beautiful
May 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Cupid Shuffle is bachata for gringos and I think thats beautiful
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
I’m so glad I grew up in a time without youtube ads bc idk how I would’ve graduated highschool and college without the fatrat million subscriber megamix
April 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m so glad I grew up in a time without youtube ads bc idk how I would’ve graduated highschool and college without the fatrat million subscriber megamix
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happy tuesday to all the brilliant motherfuckers who celebrate
April 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
happy tuesday to all the brilliant motherfuckers who celebrate
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Born to Joke Boat. ⛵ Forced to Job Job. 💼
April 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Born to Joke Boat. ⛵ Forced to Job Job. 💼
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why is it always “spam risk” and never “spam reward” 😒
March 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
why is it always “spam risk” and never “spam reward” 😒
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a severance procedure specifically for separating player knowledge and character knowledge in your ttrpgs
April 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
a severance procedure specifically for separating player knowledge and character knowledge in your ttrpgs
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The DOGE guy who’s now in charge of the government agency that regulates my company said on Fox last night that no one comes into my office
And in the office today I’m doing active shooter training
And in the office today I’m doing active shooter training
March 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The DOGE guy who’s now in charge of the government agency that regulates my company said on Fox last night that no one comes into my office
And in the office today I’m doing active shooter training
And in the office today I’m doing active shooter training
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how do i fix this unfocused jittery feeling, is it more coffee? probably more coffee
March 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
how do i fix this unfocused jittery feeling, is it more coffee? probably more coffee
Yeah I might be vain but at least when I’m down I can scroll through my own bsky and chuckle and my curated comedy and genius
March 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yeah I might be vain but at least when I’m down I can scroll through my own bsky and chuckle and my curated comedy and genius
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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s cilantro.
March 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s cilantro.
Wouldn’t it be wild to name your child Brie
Like people might ask them “oh is that short for Brielle?”
And then they have to be like “no my parents just REALLY like cheese”
Like people might ask them “oh is that short for Brielle?”
And then they have to be like “no my parents just REALLY like cheese”
March 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Wouldn’t it be wild to name your child Brie
Like people might ask them “oh is that short for Brielle?”
And then they have to be like “no my parents just REALLY like cheese”
Like people might ask them “oh is that short for Brielle?”
And then they have to be like “no my parents just REALLY like cheese”
Hey? Don’t be mean to your coworkers? They don’t wanna be there either? Wtf
March 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hey? Don’t be mean to your coworkers? They don’t wanna be there either? Wtf
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disney should release a third tron movie but instead of tiny light discs they're quesadillas. iger, DM me
February 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
disney should release a third tron movie but instead of tiny light discs they're quesadillas. iger, DM me
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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
I wanna be a career tech baddie
but every time I read “IBM”
my brain is like “you work at irritable bowel… menstruation?”
but every time I read “IBM”
my brain is like “you work at irritable bowel… menstruation?”
February 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I wanna be a career tech baddie
but every time I read “IBM”
my brain is like “you work at irritable bowel… menstruation?”
but every time I read “IBM”
my brain is like “you work at irritable bowel… menstruation?”
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Love is in the air…and radiation
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Love is in the air…and radiation
So if we’re going to undo everything from the 20th century can we at least let Pluto be a planet again?
February 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So if we’re going to undo everything from the 20th century can we at least let Pluto be a planet again?
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WE'RE ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!
We can now confidently say that the new episode will be releasing sometime this month. Its within sniffing distance! (Do not sniff Episode 2. MOI is not responsible for any miscellaneous Terminid guts ingested upon sniffage. Sniff at own risk.)
We can now confidently say that the new episode will be releasing sometime this month. Its within sniffing distance! (Do not sniff Episode 2. MOI is not responsible for any miscellaneous Terminid guts ingested upon sniffage. Sniff at own risk.)
February 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
WE'RE ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!
We can now confidently say that the new episode will be releasing sometime this month. Its within sniffing distance! (Do not sniff Episode 2. MOI is not responsible for any miscellaneous Terminid guts ingested upon sniffage. Sniff at own risk.)
We can now confidently say that the new episode will be releasing sometime this month. Its within sniffing distance! (Do not sniff Episode 2. MOI is not responsible for any miscellaneous Terminid guts ingested upon sniffage. Sniff at own risk.)
I’m going to completely absolutely inhale episode 2 so hard the moment it comes out
WE'RE ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!
We can now confidently say that the new episode will be releasing sometime this month. Its within sniffing distance! (Do not sniff Episode 2. MOI is not responsible for any miscellaneous Terminid guts ingested upon sniffage. Sniff at own risk.)
We can now confidently say that the new episode will be releasing sometime this month. Its within sniffing distance! (Do not sniff Episode 2. MOI is not responsible for any miscellaneous Terminid guts ingested upon sniffage. Sniff at own risk.)
February 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m going to completely absolutely inhale episode 2 so hard the moment it comes out