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My philosophy is to always treat others the way I would like to be treated in the hopes they take a fucking hint.
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Help me solve this mystery from my past:

In the summer of 2000, when I was almost 17, my brother won tickets to the Third Eye Blind concert at Jones Beach. We went with our cousin.

During the concert, they played I Wanna Be Sedated as a tribute to Joey Ramone, who had just passed away.
September 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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INBOX: Union for Reform Judaism, Central Conference of American Rabbis & American Conference of Cantors issue a lengthy statement declaring:

"Starving Gazan civilians neither will bring Israel the 'total victory' over Hamas it seeks, nor can it be justified by Jewish values or humanitarian law."
July 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I know for sure that Colbert is going to do much more interesting, impactful, and creative things once this final year at CBS comes to an end. We should be very angry about what is happening to our society, and how easily institutions knuckle under to authoritarianism, but there's no need to mourn.
July 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This feels like a great time to remind everyone that if you set off fireworks in a residential neighborhood, especially for more than a couple of minutes, you're an asshole.
July 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I need you to understand that the constant litmus tests, asking Jews to prove ourselves to you, has made this process even more torturous because you’ve forced us to publicly declare war on each other and you won’t give your allies any public safe space to discuss the details of how we’re agonizing.
All the Jews I know personally have been deeply wrestling with our identities, suffering and agonizing. Figuring out how to reconcile what’s happening with our beliefs and our relationships to our community. Meanwhile y’all just handwaving your shit away and shirking any responsibility. Typical TBH.
June 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Never meet your heroes; they'll hate you.
June 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I want to understand why these judges are complicit in dismissing these cases for the government so that these immigrants, who are following the law and doing the right thing, can be carted away by these amoral thugs.
June 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Celebrities and influencers covering their babies' faces on the internet: this is unnecessary. All babies look the same. Nobody will ever pick your baby out of a line-up of other babies.
June 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Don't just say it's unconstitutional, remind people that the constitution is full of very good ideas designed to prevent authoritarianism, and most people who want to ignore it want that specifically because they are authoritarian.
June 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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the best thing the opposition could do right now is print up 20k “landlords for cuomo” signs
"Landlords in New York City have apparently picked their champion in the mayor’s race: Andrew M. Cuomo."
Landlords Commit $2.5 Million to Help Cuomo’s Mayoral Campaign
www.nytimes.com
June 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Fun new game: insist, in their comments, that men espousing "alpha" and "beta" philosophy are rejecting binary gender by creating those categories.
June 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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4/20 is the day that people who smoke weed every day pretend is The Day They Smoke Weed.
April 21, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I just learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, and suddenly everyone's talking about it
April 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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As an organization dedicated to combating antisemitism, we strongly object to the Trump administration using Jews as cover to push authoritarian tactics and policies that will ultimately hurt all of us, including Jewish Americans.
March 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I've been thinking about how much money Bezos and other billionaires made off the Covid pandemic, and wondering if this right-wing interest in dissuading people from vaccinations is related.
March 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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but just to be clear if the trump administration gave a shit about antisemitism, as opposed to just lusting to oppress palestinians/immigrants, they would not employ so many nazis
March 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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The MAGA Nazis love Israel .. they love it because it gives them a place to deport all of the jews to. 🙄
March 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Some nights, my body is just running through its list of novel ways to keep me from sleeping. Finally find some relief from your intractable back pain? Surprise! Now your foot itches! That itching starting to subside? Too bad, there is now no known way to comfortably position your arms.
March 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Thanks, Google Translate. Cleared that one right up.
March 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is it just a me thing, or is getting your blood pressure taken super painful for everyone? I have myofascial trigger points on my biceps, but Eben on my forearms it's pretty intense. Couldn't the stress from pain elevate the blood pressure reading?
March 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I like that Pompeii song from the Transformers movie. "How'm I gonna be an Optimus about this?"
February 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Will anyone, in all the agencies, in all the branches of government, who have sworn oaths, and that we have appointed and entrusted to protect our democracy, actually do something to defend our Constitution now that the shit is hitting the fan? No? Cool cool didn't think so.
February 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Here. Have a baby flamingo.
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM