Liam Daley
@liamdaley.bsky.social
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Proud Immigrant. Left Preston Bus Station one day and landed in Brooklyn the next. Once banned from Australia. Debbie Harry liked a post of mine and I needed a long lie down. Fuck ICE.
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biscuitkitten.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
liamdaley.bsky.social
"Shart...no not 'golf cart'. It's a 'shart'. Yes, sit still."
liamdaley.bsky.social
As I'm an American I already have the rights. Paperwork is coming.
liamdaley.bsky.social
Or we can go classic if you want. Prefer this.
liamdaley.bsky.social
For only $3.99 etc...
liamdaley.bsky.social
"Sludgecunt: Support act for Hotblack Desiato during their revival tours, most notably their last tour which in addition to turning entire galaxies against the concept of nostalgia also killed 1.2 billion emerging species. Some of them very flavorful"
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sanho.bsky.social
The “Bush being informed about 9/11” meme has been defeated.
dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
liamdaley.bsky.social
They're going to take him there and build a Potemkin Village of boarded up artisanal coffee shops...
jacobgrier.bsky.social
Reading this post from a recently opened coffeeshop enclosed by surprisingly transparent plywood.
View from a coffeeshop with wall-length windows
liamdaley.bsky.social
"Wait...I founded Antifa and I only had two, count 'em, girlfriends and that was a long time ago"
liamdaley.bsky.social
"Have some tea...go look at the view from the balcony"
liamdaley.bsky.social
My Spanish is appalling so no. That's a lovely story. The 'ford over the fuck'...Fuckford. I think we're all, in a way, living in Fuckford so she was right.

Zee-cars. When my American kids are tired of me they pretend that they don't understand my English...
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My American born wife once sat with an OS map of Cumbria (in a Cumbrian pub) with a Norwegian friend of mine and they spent half an hour pissing themselves at the names. Cockermouth obv. [I know not a shibboleth but...] I just thanked god I didn't have a map of Orkney
liamdaley.bsky.social
"Stop using me as a meme"
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
This is why I love Chicago so much. Their “we will fuck with you” reserves are BOTTOMLESS.
liamdaley.bsky.social
We solve this in our house by a simple mnemonic 'If Johnny's on: Carry On' but 'No Marr, Kick It Far'
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alexvont.bsky.social
There’s lot of Covid going around at the moment, again. I don’t qualify for NHS jabs, which are now very restricted, but I just paid £90 for one at my local pharmacy. As a freelancer, that’s a lot less expensive than having to take a week or two off if I get ill, let alone risking long term issues.
liamdaley.bsky.social
Good god. As a British American I was stunned that this year it cost me $0 thanks to NY Governor licensing it in the teeth of RFKjr idiocy. (it's cost $0 since Covid started...even Paxlovid, a retroviral, has been delivered to your home if needed by New York city largely free of cost)
liamdaley.bsky.social
My trick is offering a range of drinks and snacks...
liamdaley.bsky.social
There is nothing more stressful in my life than when 'men with real jobs' come to my house. Do you feel that? I just get flustered and try to make friends in a comically inept way so they won't screw me over. Then hide in another room.
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whenisbirths.bsky.social
I was half expecting the penultimate pic to be a souvenir shop and small cafe and the rest of them to have ‘please do not touch, visitors’ signs. Where does one relax in a house like this?
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The tory soul never 'relaxes'. It has to have constant chintzy empire tchotchkes fed to it or it starts...contemplating the emptiness...
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Back when we were knocking around in London late 90's we had a boss who was Nathan Barley. Me and a fellow colleague walked into a Soho sneaker store, the kind with only white walls and 5 'curated' shoes. We both went 'Oh god we're in [redacted]'s soul. That house is the Tory soul.