there’s lots of good food

I just said "good morning" to the mailman at 1:30 pm. So I'm in the market for a new house

Brandon Woodruff says it was an "easy decision" to accept the Brewers' qualifying offer.

without question

every SINGLE platform

conversation between me and my wife just now

her: i'm going to pour a glass of wine, you want some
me: sure, sounds good

Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.

you should try to learn to cook, especially if you have mental health episodes. then your depression meals can be some day old rice and kimchi thrown into a pan with a fried egg on it (10 minutes to make, tops). it really does help with feeling less like a goblin to have real food.

I'm leraning that a lot of homeowner adulting is just taking things on the floor and moving them somewhere else.

Coffee isn’t enough for this day.

But cocaine is a bit too much.

So we have a problem.