lifeguardkyle
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Still mostly baseball and beer
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
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Indiana: First Big Ten title in 58 years
Texas Tech: First real conference title in 49 years
Duke: First ACC title in 36 years
Texas Tech: First real conference title in 49 years
Duke: First ACC title in 36 years
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Indiana: First Big Ten title in 58 years
Texas Tech: First real conference title in 49 years
Duke: First ACC title in 36 years
Texas Tech: First real conference title in 49 years
Duke: First ACC title in 36 years
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
Not my district, but good to see the progress!
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Not my district, but good to see the progress!
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Leftists in red states looking at election results
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Leftists in red states looking at election results
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
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listened to the entirety of the game on the radio driving home but looking at the scorecard & this dude who started his pro career this year, in Pinellas County, in a year when Pinellas County DID NOT HAVE A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM, striking out the entire side of Dodgers BY THE END OF THE FIFTH
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
listened to the entirety of the game on the radio driving home but looking at the scorecard & this dude who started his pro career this year, in Pinellas County, in a year when Pinellas County DID NOT HAVE A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM, striking out the entire side of Dodgers BY THE END OF THE FIFTH
Feel for all the Jays fans staying up til 2:50 ET for that ending, then having to drag themselves to work a few hours later.
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Feel for all the Jays fans staying up til 2:50 ET for that ending, then having to drag themselves to work a few hours later.
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Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
In light of Ohtani’s recent performance, it’s still the funniest thing that during this stretch of MVP winners, the Angels only played in one (1) postseason series and were promptly swept.
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
In light of Ohtani’s recent performance, it’s still the funniest thing that during this stretch of MVP winners, the Angels only played in one (1) postseason series and were promptly swept.
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The uniting theme of the supposed age of AI and the M&A/private equity apocalypse is that the world is controlled by people who literally cannot imagine ever deriving joy or meaning or satisfaction from any activity or pursuit for its own sake if it doesn't make money.
Its just a bunch of fascists who haven't sat through a movie since the 1980s fellating each other in a joint effort to Make Line Go Up -- like Jesus Christ get a hobby, leave us alone!!
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The uniting theme of the supposed age of AI and the M&A/private equity apocalypse is that the world is controlled by people who literally cannot imagine ever deriving joy or meaning or satisfaction from any activity or pursuit for its own sake if it doesn't make money.
Como Community Center was my early voting location and it is now being very blatantly left of the list.
August 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Como Community Center was my early voting location and it is now being very blatantly left of the list.
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With a state senate #sd9 #txlege race on the ballot,
@TarrantCountyTX commissioners are set Tuesday to approve early voting locations including 8 for north Tarrant County suburban voters but only 2—downtown & the elections office—for all of central Fort Worth. Zero westside or near southside
@TarrantCountyTX commissioners are set Tuesday to approve early voting locations including 8 for north Tarrant County suburban voters but only 2—downtown & the elections office—for all of central Fort Worth. Zero westside or near southside
August 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Live action bald eagles in Canada!
June 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Live action bald eagles in Canada!
lol
All we can hope for now is the funniest streak in sports to continue on – Canada losing the Cup for 31 years straight.
June 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
lol
All we can hope for now is the funniest streak in sports to continue on – Canada losing the Cup for 31 years straight.
May 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
All we can hope for now is the funniest streak in sports to continue on – Canada losing the Cup for 31 years straight.
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Posted this afternoon. Masked ICE agents arresting immigrants at their court hearings in Dallas.
May 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Posted this afternoon. Masked ICE agents arresting immigrants at their court hearings in Dallas.
Mikael Granland Hattie?!? It’s confusing for us, has to be even moreso for the Jets.
May 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Mikael Granland Hattie?!? It’s confusing for us, has to be even moreso for the Jets.
Two puck luck goals. Swell.
May 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Two puck luck goals. Swell.
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This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
I know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
I had higher hopes when I heard the new pope is an American named Leo and enjoys pizza.
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I had higher hopes when I heard the new pope is an American named Leo and enjoys pizza.
Oh my god that was a scramble
May 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oh my god that was a scramble
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
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Whew. More hockey.
May 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Whew. More hockey.