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Life’s parade at yr fingertips
I’m opening and closing my dryer aggressively, to stop it, “damn I’m Marty Supreme”
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Talked to Mark Borchardt outside of a Fed By Fiction show in Menomonee Falls in 2002/3
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Mr Espírito Santo, your team is in the chunnel”
December 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pacing off that footbath
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I’m too stupid to light a candle with three wicks
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I think we need a Mark Lombardi for the Epstein files
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Had to turn offf the new Robyn because I didn’t want to cry at work
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Watched Major Payne in a house built in 1885
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Peoria fringe opportunity this Friday at Red Barn. DREKKA always delights. Boy Dirt Car are lifers (respect) and Skynet is not HEAVENWORLD.
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Chili dog on the scarecrow
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Mega dittos
At Best Show 25, I’m personally commemorating ~16 years of being too chicken to call in
October 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Skynet, earlier tonight
September 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Spilled root beer on my crocs
September 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Took an edible and got cold feet buying a soccer ball
September 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If a challenging (for whatever reason) week occurs during No Sip Sept, a Friday sip-Sept-tion is permissible
September 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Tapes today,
September 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just watched Clearcut
September 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Way Of The World
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September 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My civic pride is experiencing wainy days but rounding Peoria up to Chicago is lazy and annoying
September 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
August 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hails to my brother for loving the Ozzy solo records when he was a kid. Preferred Sabbath then, and now, but keep a special place for those.
July 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’m assuming they played War Pigs but I don’t remember specifically. Can specifically recall seeing two other bands cover it. Cypress Hill and Cake.
July 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Saw Black Sabbath at Ozzfest in 2001. Had thrown up from heat exhaustion early in the day. Slept in my seat for quite a while. Was woken up by pyrotechnics at the beginning of their set. Nice, hazy memory.
July 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM