Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
Man, Paprika is such a good movie. I understand why Christopher Nolan would want to steal it
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Man, Paprika is such a good movie. I understand why Christopher Nolan would want to steal it
Saw someone talking about folding towels on here (don't remember who, I'm sorry) and it reminded me of one of the most ridiculous porn intros I think I've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Saw someone talking about folding towels on here (don't remember who, I'm sorry) and it reminded me of one of the most ridiculous porn intros I think I've ever seen
No. It. Fucking. Didn't.
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
No. It. Fucking. Didn't.
Trump looks at his friend (?) having a medical emergency the exact way he looks at everything, with barely disguised contempt
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trump looks at his friend (?) having a medical emergency the exact way he looks at everything, with barely disguised contempt
"I wish you only the best in private life"
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
"I wish you only the best in private life"
Oh how weird
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Oh how weird
Breaking, Vigo the Carpathian has emerged from his cursed painting to endorse Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Breaking, Vigo the Carpathian has emerged from his cursed painting to endorse Cuomo
Dammit. I once again forgot that I've wanted to do this for a Halloween costume for 6 years now
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dammit. I once again forgot that I've wanted to do this for a Halloween costume for 6 years now
Fortunately there's a guy in the same car as me dressed like this (I magic erased his face, and it made him look like one of those Spanish Catholics who dress like the kkk, but he had one, I just didn't want to put him on blast on the internet), so I think I'm okay
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fortunately there's a guy in the same car as me dressed like this (I magic erased his face, and it made him look like one of those Spanish Catholics who dress like the kkk, but he had one, I just didn't want to put him on blast on the internet), so I think I'm okay
I thought the fanny pack would cover it, but...
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I thought the fanny pack would cover it, but...
Happy Halloween from the place the wild things are
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Happy Halloween from the place the wild things are
I'm comfortable with the fate I've been dealt
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I'm comfortable with the fate I've been dealt
Wow that ratio tho
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Wow that ratio tho
POV: you're looking at your sheets the night after a gay party
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
POV: you're looking at your sheets the night after a gay party
I kinda wanna make love on this pile of Buffy the Vampire Slayer trivia prizes before tonight... But no that would be weird...
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I kinda wanna make love on this pile of Buffy the Vampire Slayer trivia prizes before tonight... But no that would be weird...
Somehow, in my non-stop rants about how we live in a capitalist hellscape run by a fascist government and the only recourse is a radical redistribution of wealth, I got added to this
October 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Somehow, in my non-stop rants about how we live in a capitalist hellscape run by a fascist government and the only recourse is a radical redistribution of wealth, I got added to this
Turns out it was me
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Turns out it was me
Okay, but just remember that you asked for it
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Okay, but just remember that you asked for it
I mean...
October 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I mean...
Am I gonna show up for this dressed as Anya in that episode where she robs a bank to impress a 16 year old highschool quarterback? Maaaaaaaaybe
October 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Am I gonna show up for this dressed as Anya in that episode where she robs a bank to impress a 16 year old highschool quarterback? Maaaaaaaaybe
Think you know Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Prove it! Rockbar NYC. 7pm, Wednesday October 29th.
Have some Black Frost beer with up to five of your favorite Scoobies and win fabulous prizes at a trivia night that'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
Have some Black Frost beer with up to five of your favorite Scoobies and win fabulous prizes at a trivia night that'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Think you know Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Prove it! Rockbar NYC. 7pm, Wednesday October 29th.
Have some Black Frost beer with up to five of your favorite Scoobies and win fabulous prizes at a trivia night that'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
Have some Black Frost beer with up to five of your favorite Scoobies and win fabulous prizes at a trivia night that'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
"I'm an enigmatic beauty!" I'll scream as I get sent off to the Twilight Zone ugly camps
October 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"I'm an enigmatic beauty!" I'll scream as I get sent off to the Twilight Zone ugly camps
Sorry to anyone else whose timeline I made look like this
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sorry to anyone else whose timeline I made look like this
