Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
For gay people, "I hate your guts" and "I love your guts" aren't mutually exclusive thoughts
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
For gay people, "I hate your guts" and "I love your guts" aren't mutually exclusive thoughts
There is a special place in hell for hot, gay dudes who do shirtless videos telling people why they should get over their self esteem issues
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 AM
There is a special place in hell for hot, gay dudes who do shirtless videos telling people why they should get over their self esteem issues
Hey Editorial Board, eat my entire ass
From the Editorial Board: You don’t need to share the Vances’ political views to be happy for them.
Editorial: A baby at 1 Observatory Circle
A new life is a reason for hope, a moment that invites optimism about the future. We wish Usha and the Vance family well.
trib.al
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Hey Editorial Board, eat my entire ass
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Never give up hope when you can still give up civility.
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Never give up hope when you can still give up civility.
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
Yeah, that's the problem
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Yeah, that's the problem
Hail to the guardians of the amendments of the east. Powers of air and invention. Hear us!
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Hail to the guardians of the amendments of the east. Powers of air and invention. Hear us!
Bryan Fuller has done it again (derogatory)
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Bryan Fuller has done it again (derogatory)
You know how much sex we could all be having if y'all could be normal sauce for like one minute?
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 AM
You know how much sex we could all be having if y'all could be normal sauce for like one minute?
I hook up with men exclusively to promote my trivia night
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I hook up with men exclusively to promote my trivia night
It's weird that a modern world leader signs his texts like my grandpa
Trump appears to have leaked a private text message from Emmanuel Macron.
Why would any leader ever trust someone who leaks their private conversations?
Why would any leader ever trust someone who leaks their private conversations?
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM
It's weird that a modern world leader signs his texts like my grandpa
Just heard a dude tell his date "no it's not racist at all" and I was skeptical
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Just heard a dude tell his date "no it's not racist at all" and I was skeptical
I don't want this to turn into a "Chris's bf naps on the couch account" but I bought a stuffed Appa. And then @bighairytopping.bsky.social took the cutest nap and I couldn't not take this picture, and then I couldn't not post it
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I don't want this to turn into a "Chris's bf naps on the couch account" but I bought a stuffed Appa. And then @bighairytopping.bsky.social took the cutest nap and I couldn't not take this picture, and then I couldn't not post it
It is so surprising to me that nobody on Project Runway has ever gotten a bad critique from him and gone "hey, Isaac, is the moon a planet?"
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
It is so surprising to me that nobody on Project Runway has ever gotten a bad critique from him and gone "hey, Isaac, is the moon a planet?"
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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
Everyone's been real cagey about it, but I feel like, the way people at the roundtable were talking, Michael Rapaport called someone a slur
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Everyone's been real cagey about it, but I feel like, the way people at the roundtable were talking, Michael Rapaport called someone a slur
My dad's new thing is trying to convince me to move to Florida because "Tampa's actually pretty blue"
January 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
My dad's new thing is trying to convince me to move to Florida because "Tampa's actually pretty blue"
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The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
I hope next season introduces The Traitor Traitor. One member of the traitors is selected who wins bonus money if all the other traitors are eliminated BUT them
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I hope next season introduces The Traitor Traitor. One member of the traitors is selected who wins bonus money if all the other traitors are eliminated BUT them
Just starting this season of Traitors, so no spoilies, but I'd vote to banish Rapaport first, and I'd openly say I was doing it because I personally think he's garbage
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Just starting this season of Traitors, so no spoilies, but I'd vote to banish Rapaport first, and I'd openly say I was doing it because I personally think he's garbage
I hope by the end of Heated Rivalry it turns out that the whole league is secretly gay and always has been, and that hockey is just a deeply gay sport
January 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I hope by the end of Heated Rivalry it turns out that the whole league is secretly gay and always has been, and that hockey is just a deeply gay sport
I just tried on a sweater and @bighairytopping.bsky.social said it made me look like "that gorilla man from the Umbrella show" if you're wondering why I'll be smiling for the rest of the day
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I just tried on a sweater and @bighairytopping.bsky.social said it made me look like "that gorilla man from the Umbrella show" if you're wondering why I'll be smiling for the rest of the day
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I can't wait to see her Livin La Vida Loca number on Dancing With the Stars
LEAVITT: Why was Renee Good unfortunately and tragically killed?
REPORTER: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
LEAVITT: Oh, ok. So you're a biased reporters with a biased opinion. You're a left-wing hack.
REPORTER: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
LEAVITT: Oh, ok. So you're a biased reporters with a biased opinion. You're a left-wing hack.
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I can't wait to see her Livin La Vida Loca number on Dancing With the Stars
Paula Cole's new single just doesn't hit as hard
where have all the shitposters gone
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Paula Cole's new single just doesn't hit as hard