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lighterfandango.bsky.social
Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
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I am not a lawyer. Also I drank all the throwing wine
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I feel like Frozone really SHOULD get that slot before her, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And yes, I know that didn't exactly work, because it's a biFROST bridge, not a biFROZEN bridge, but I wanted to do a thing about Disney and Marvel and Norse mythology and bi-ness and icy-ness and I've had a few cocktails and I'm posting from bed so just go with it
He meets all the other bi Disney characters after traveling the bifrost bridge, the bi-est and frozen-est bridge in town
Like you're saying the last word of the Pleistocene Epoch, and then "-ul"
I'm such a sucker for a throwaway sight gag in a goofy Season 7 monster-of-the-week episode
Well then you might just win best costume. Or all the boys might wanna eat you. Either way it's a good night
Am I gonna show up for this dressed as Anya in that episode where she robs a bank to impress a 16 year old highschool quarterback? Maaaaaaaaybe
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If you’re in NYC, you should check out @lighterfandango.bsky.social’s Buffy trivia at rock bar on the 29th - there might even be some SF98 themed prizes 😘
Think you know Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Prove it! Rockbar NYC. 7pm, Wednesday October 29th.

Have some Black Frost beer with up to five of your favorite Scoobies and win fabulous prizes at a trivia night that'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
You've got like almost two weeks! Binge, girl
Legit, I'm so excited to see people's faces when I reveal these prizes, because all your stuff is awesome
Think you know Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Prove it! Rockbar NYC. 7pm, Wednesday October 29th.

Have some Black Frost beer with up to five of your favorite Scoobies and win fabulous prizes at a trivia night that'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
I'd say pretty solidly above average, just from my own scientific studies
Yes, great minds DO spend a Tuesday evening instructing a newly horny AI to write them a story about how they got real swole under the orders of a fairytale witch, alike
It's so close to a Doctor Who episode....
Again, i'd like it on the record that I photograph extremely well. Like, model well. But, of course, I can only do that when I'm photographed exclusively by professionals at an angle that does most of the work for me, If I'm honest
Okay, but if a twink with a "decent face and better than average dick" fetish comes by, I saw him first
"Why does his beauty look so nasty tho?" is the widely accepted dystopian government's response
If you come for my one and only gig right now I swear to christ...
"I'm an enigmatic beauty!" I'll scream as I get sent off to the Twilight Zone ugly camps
No, you don't understand. I photograph VERY well, but only from an angle I haven't discovered yet
I dunno, there's only so far you can go with "directly behind the back of the head"