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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
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I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
Oh, no I meant Olivia Colman
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I was thinking Paddington Bear
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Man, everything wrong with the world could be solved so easily if we just gave the exact right person unlimited power to do whatever he wanted
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Oh man. Another kick in the nards for me
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I wanted to do it before anyone else could
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The Wolf-man from Monster Squad:
Life really is just one neverending kick in the nards until you die huh?
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Life really is just one neverending kick in the nards until you die huh?
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I assumed you had seen at least 80% of all Star Trek merchandise
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Yeah, cause I hate them so much, but I think I could learn to love them if they were rearranged
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
For gay people, "I hate your guts" and "I love your guts" aren't mutually exclusive thoughts
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
There is a special place in hell for hot, gay dudes who do shirtless videos telling people why they should get over their self esteem issues
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 AM
May you get a cut every time you touch paper for the rest of your lives
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 AM
"you don't have to be a Nazi to admit that Hitler's dog is pretty cute" like what the fuck?
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Hey Editorial Board, eat my entire ass
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Woulda been 8.5 but, you know, it's cold
January 25, 2026 at 9:29 PM
And that's what protest is
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 AM
And I said "well will *not* swearing at you get you to help me?"

And he said "no, nothing will"

And I said "then go fuck yourself!"
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM
One time, I was talking to a landlord who had locked my grocery delivery in the mailroom and left for the day and I yelled "fuck, dude, there's raw chicken in there!"

And he said "swearing at me isn't gonna get me to help you"
January 25, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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Never give up hope when you can still give up civility.
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Ahhhh, that's my favorite song to hear
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I think you'll find that, as in all movies, God is really the star
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Yeah, that's the problem
Kristi Noem: "They responded according to their training"
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
We pray of thee. We pray of thee. We invoke thee
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I've been on vacation, did we already do this bit?
January 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM