Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
Oh, no I meant Olivia Colman
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Oh, no I meant Olivia Colman
I was thinking Paddington Bear
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I was thinking Paddington Bear
Man, everything wrong with the world could be solved so easily if we just gave the exact right person unlimited power to do whatever he wanted
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Man, everything wrong with the world could be solved so easily if we just gave the exact right person unlimited power to do whatever he wanted
Oh man. Another kick in the nards for me
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Oh man. Another kick in the nards for me
I wanted to do it before anyone else could
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I wanted to do it before anyone else could
The Wolf-man from Monster Squad:
Life really is just one neverending kick in the nards until you die huh?
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The Wolf-man from Monster Squad:
Life really is just one neverending kick in the nards until you die huh?
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Life really is just one neverending kick in the nards until you die huh?
I assumed you had seen at least 80% of all Star Trek merchandise
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I assumed you had seen at least 80% of all Star Trek merchandise
Yeah, cause I hate them so much, but I think I could learn to love them if they were rearranged
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Yeah, cause I hate them so much, but I think I could learn to love them if they were rearranged
For gay people, "I hate your guts" and "I love your guts" aren't mutually exclusive thoughts
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
For gay people, "I hate your guts" and "I love your guts" aren't mutually exclusive thoughts
There is a special place in hell for hot, gay dudes who do shirtless videos telling people why they should get over their self esteem issues
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 AM
There is a special place in hell for hot, gay dudes who do shirtless videos telling people why they should get over their self esteem issues
May you get a cut every time you touch paper for the rest of your lives
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 AM
May you get a cut every time you touch paper for the rest of your lives
"you don't have to be a Nazi to admit that Hitler's dog is pretty cute" like what the fuck?
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 AM
"you don't have to be a Nazi to admit that Hitler's dog is pretty cute" like what the fuck?
Hey Editorial Board, eat my entire ass
From the Editorial Board: You don’t need to share the Vances’ political views to be happy for them.
Editorial: A baby at 1 Observatory Circle
A new life is a reason for hope, a moment that invites optimism about the future. We wish Usha and the Vance family well.
trib.al
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Hey Editorial Board, eat my entire ass
Woulda been 8.5 but, you know, it's cold
January 25, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Woulda been 8.5 but, you know, it's cold
And that's what protest is
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 AM
And that's what protest is
And I said "well will *not* swearing at you get you to help me?"
And he said "no, nothing will"
And I said "then go fuck yourself!"
And he said "no, nothing will"
And I said "then go fuck yourself!"
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM
And I said "well will *not* swearing at you get you to help me?"
And he said "no, nothing will"
And I said "then go fuck yourself!"
And he said "no, nothing will"
And I said "then go fuck yourself!"
One time, I was talking to a landlord who had locked my grocery delivery in the mailroom and left for the day and I yelled "fuck, dude, there's raw chicken in there!"
And he said "swearing at me isn't gonna get me to help you"
And he said "swearing at me isn't gonna get me to help you"
January 25, 2026 at 7:09 AM
One time, I was talking to a landlord who had locked my grocery delivery in the mailroom and left for the day and I yelled "fuck, dude, there's raw chicken in there!"
And he said "swearing at me isn't gonna get me to help you"
And he said "swearing at me isn't gonna get me to help you"
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Never give up hope when you can still give up civility.
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Never give up hope when you can still give up civility.
Ahhhh, that's my favorite song to hear
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Ahhhh, that's my favorite song to hear
I think you'll find that, as in all movies, God is really the star
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I think you'll find that, as in all movies, God is really the star
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
Yeah, that's the problem
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Yeah, that's the problem
We pray of thee. We pray of thee. We invoke thee
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
We pray of thee. We pray of thee. We invoke thee
I've been on vacation, did we already do this bit?
January 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I've been on vacation, did we already do this bit?