Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
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I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
It's where mine often finishes
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December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It's where mine often finishes
My apartment building promised residents Christmas snacks in the lobby today, but it was just candy canes and dog treats shaped like Christmas cookies, and I saw a LOT of people not realize they were for dogs
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My apartment building promised residents Christmas snacks in the lobby today, but it was just candy canes and dog treats shaped like Christmas cookies, and I saw a LOT of people not realize they were for dogs
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Just remembering when a guy I was dating took me to a libertarian Christmas Carol, which was all about Scrooge telling the ghosts how actually he's a job creator and then they agree and leave him alone, and I broke up with him during the curtain call
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Just remembering when a guy I was dating took me to a libertarian Christmas Carol, which was all about Scrooge telling the ghosts how actually he's a job creator and then they agree and leave him alone, and I broke up with him during the curtain call
Once again my Spotify Wrapped has told me that my most listened to song is the one I open trivia with every week
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Once again my Spotify Wrapped has told me that my most listened to song is the one I open trivia with every week
"Why won't this hot guy follow me back?" he shouted as the howling maw and writhing tentacles of Azathoth blotted out the sun, plunging the world into an eternal darkness full of unspeakable horrors with thousands of teeth
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"Why won't this hot guy follow me back?" he shouted as the howling maw and writhing tentacles of Azathoth blotted out the sun, plunging the world into an eternal darkness full of unspeakable horrors with thousands of teeth
If the hookup takes less time than the cab ride you should be entitled to compensation
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If the hookup takes less time than the cab ride you should be entitled to compensation
The thing is that some sluts actually want to be shamed
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The thing is that some sluts actually want to be shamed
"It's giving Tuesday" texts read different when you're gay
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"It's giving Tuesday" texts read different when you're gay
I truly wish I could bottle the feeling of having the boyfriend hold your head and kiss you deeply while another guy straight up rails you
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I truly wish I could bottle the feeling of having the boyfriend hold your head and kiss you deeply while another guy straight up rails you
Everybody's on here talking about "hockey is finally sexy now" like Jean Claude van Damme never made Sudden Death in 1995
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Everybody's on here talking about "hockey is finally sexy now" like Jean Claude van Damme never made Sudden Death in 1995
Guys, I was living life and I missed the discourse and now I only see discourse about the discourse
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Guys, I was living life and I missed the discourse and now I only see discourse about the discourse
It cannot possibly be nighttime already
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It cannot possibly be nighttime already
I shan't be participating in this over 30 thread since I'm a barely legal twink
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I shan't be participating in this over 30 thread since I'm a barely legal twink
Sure, drugs are cool, but have you ever tried watching Dead Ringers while having a 102° fever from a stomach bug?
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Sure, drugs are cool, but have you ever tried watching Dead Ringers while having a 102° fever from a stomach bug?
Okay, it's officially time for a bf reveal, but also I still welcome you all sending me nudes
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Okay, it's officially time for a bf reveal, but also I still welcome you all sending me nudes
RFK Jr's favorite book, probably
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
RFK Jr's favorite book, probably
Trump's entire personality is that of the gay guy who only ever hits on the hottest guy in any room and then calls the guy a stuck up bitch when he politely declines
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trump's entire personality is that of the gay guy who only ever hits on the hottest guy in any room and then calls the guy a stuck up bitch when he politely declines
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Couples you're about to have a threesome with love to carry on two completely separate conversations with you while you're sitting in between them on the couch
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Couples you're about to have a threesome with love to carry on two completely separate conversations with you while you're sitting in between them on the couch
Okay maybe AI is right about some stuff
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Okay maybe AI is right about some stuff
One time, I told my then-boyfriend's friend that chiropractic is a scam and she freaked out at me because her uncle is a chiropractor and he helps thousands of people, and then like the next day her uncle paralyzed a 14 year old from the neck down
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
One time, I told my then-boyfriend's friend that chiropractic is a scam and she freaked out at me because her uncle is a chiropractor and he helps thousands of people, and then like the next day her uncle paralyzed a 14 year old from the neck down
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If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
If you think about it, the real Sierra Madre was Roberta Williams
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If you think about it, the real Sierra Madre was Roberta Williams
Quietly taking all my likes back after I saw I wasn't on your skircle
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Quietly taking all my likes back after I saw I wasn't on your skircle
The Non-Euclidean Housewives of R'lyeh
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Non-Euclidean Housewives of R'lyeh
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We need your help! But let me explain why:
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We need your help! But let me explain why: