Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
Man, Paprika is such a good movie. I understand why Christopher Nolan would want to steal it
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Man, Paprika is such a good movie. I understand why Christopher Nolan would want to steal it
But also C's still get degrees 💁♂️
When he calls you a “good boy” after you give an A+ blowjob.
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
But also C's still get degrees 💁♂️
Ted Cruz was watching threesome porn on the anniversary of 9/11
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ted Cruz was watching threesome porn on the anniversary of 9/11
Flavor blasted goldfish are worse than regular goldfish, fight me
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Flavor blasted goldfish are worse than regular goldfish, fight me
Saw someone talking about folding towels on here (don't remember who, I'm sorry) and it reminded me of one of the most ridiculous porn intros I think I've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Saw someone talking about folding towels on here (don't remember who, I'm sorry) and it reminded me of one of the most ridiculous porn intros I think I've ever seen
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No fair. You said you'd move to Florida! A deal is a deal!
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
No fair. You said you'd move to Florida! A deal is a deal!
No. It. Fucking. Didn't.
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
No. It. Fucking. Didn't.
I hope Guillermo del Toro does "Young Frankenstein" next
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I hope Guillermo del Toro does "Young Frankenstein" next
Just saw a man on the subway peel and eat a whole raw onion
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Just saw a man on the subway peel and eat a whole raw onion
A guy came over to hookup tonight and in the middle of it I just wasn't feeling it, so I said "I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling this," the way an adult with normal social skills of would do. And now I'm sexually frustrated but also I feel like an adult with normal social skills so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
A guy came over to hookup tonight and in the middle of it I just wasn't feeling it, so I said "I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling this," the way an adult with normal social skills of would do. And now I'm sexually frustrated but also I feel like an adult with normal social skills so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
God, I hope this shift continues. I mean, I know I don't live there anymore, but Bruce Harrell sucks SO much
He's basically Seattle's Eric Adams: a former corrupt cop who wormed his way into politics. Just an absolute trash human
He's basically Seattle's Eric Adams: a former corrupt cop who wormed his way into politics. Just an absolute trash human
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
God, I hope this shift continues. I mean, I know I don't live there anymore, but Bruce Harrell sucks SO much
He's basically Seattle's Eric Adams: a former corrupt cop who wormed his way into politics. Just an absolute trash human
He's basically Seattle's Eric Adams: a former corrupt cop who wormed his way into politics. Just an absolute trash human
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Every time I see DC Sub Guy I keep thinking they mean the Senate Twink
Everyone talking about the DC Sub Guy, as if there are guys in DC who aren’t subs 🤔
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Every time I see DC Sub Guy I keep thinking they mean the Senate Twink
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
Trump looks at his friend (?) having a medical emergency the exact way he looks at everything, with barely disguised contempt
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trump looks at his friend (?) having a medical emergency the exact way he looks at everything, with barely disguised contempt
Every now and then someone at the gym talks about a new exercise like "what?! You never heard of Bavarian Giggle Squats?! They'll change your life! So you take these dumbbells, and you hold them at your shoulders. And you do a squat, and then at the end, you do a shoulder press with the dumbbells"
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Every now and then someone at the gym talks about a new exercise like "what?! You never heard of Bavarian Giggle Squats?! They'll change your life! So you take these dumbbells, and you hold them at your shoulders. And you do a squat, and then at the end, you do a shoulder press with the dumbbells"
Oh, did she finally get tired from all the nothing she's been doing?
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh, did she finally get tired from all the nothing she's been doing?
Let's throw a party in the abandoned penthouses of all the people who promised they'd flee NYC
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Let's throw a party in the abandoned penthouses of all the people who promised they'd flee NYC
"I wish you only the best in private life"
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
"I wish you only the best in private life"
Everyone start taking pictures of your poles and holes now for when she successfully primaries Schumer
@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Everyone start taking pictures of your poles and holes now for when she successfully primaries Schumer
Fuck it. @myalthandle.bsky.social, but be cool about it
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Fuck it. @myalthandle.bsky.social, but be cool about it
Might just drop the alt to celebrate
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Might just drop the alt to celebrate
I feel like I deserved at least a little thank you in his victory speech
I forgot to change my voter registration from Seattle to NYC, so to do my part for Mamdani if you vote today I'll send you a picture of my dick
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I feel like I deserved at least a little thank you in his victory speech