Brian C
@lightningmonkey.bsky.social
Look at all these balloons!
June 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Look at all these balloons!
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“I was really hoping to be able to hang out with all my awesome friends at the Department of Defense today, but there was only one seat left, and they told me they were saving it for someone else.” said Pete Hegseth theonion.com/unpopul...
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. According to witnesses, the 44-year-old former Fox News host wandered through the lunchroom and took slow, deliberate steps past tables filled with jovial military officers […]
theonion.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“I was really hoping to be able to hang out with all my awesome friends at the Department of Defense today, but there was only one seat left, and they told me they were saving it for someone else.” said Pete Hegseth theonion.com/unpopul...
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My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.
April 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
This is why I'm not too worried about AI yet.
March 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is why I'm not too worried about AI yet.
I am done with @durbin.senate.gov you will never get my vote again. At least @duckworth.senate.gov has done the bare minimum.
March 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am done with @durbin.senate.gov you will never get my vote again. At least @duckworth.senate.gov has done the bare minimum.
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I voted against more chaos.
I voted against more cuts.
I voted against giving a wannabe king and an unelected billionaire even more power to hurt middle-class Americans.
I serve Illinoisans. Republicans made it clear they serve Donald Trump.
I voted against more cuts.
I voted against giving a wannabe king and an unelected billionaire even more power to hurt middle-class Americans.
I serve Illinoisans. Republicans made it clear they serve Donald Trump.
March 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I voted against more chaos.
I voted against more cuts.
I voted against giving a wannabe king and an unelected billionaire even more power to hurt middle-class Americans.
I serve Illinoisans. Republicans made it clear they serve Donald Trump.
I voted against more cuts.
I voted against giving a wannabe king and an unelected billionaire even more power to hurt middle-class Americans.
I serve Illinoisans. Republicans made it clear they serve Donald Trump.
Went out on a school night for Boys Go To Jupiter
March 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Went out on a school night for Boys Go To Jupiter
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The Onion Magazine:
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Onion Magazine:
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
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Donald Trump is lying to you.
March 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Donald Trump is lying to you.
Paddington 3 is fun, it's not perfect like Paddington 2, but still good
February 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Paddington 3 is fun, it's not perfect like Paddington 2, but still good
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Finally did it, all Meta accounts are now deleted
February 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Finally did it, all Meta accounts are now deleted
WELP, Kingdom Come 2 does NOT have auto save, just learned that the hard way
February 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
WELP, Kingdom Come 2 does NOT have auto save, just learned that the hard way
The headlights on new cars are TOO BRIGHT *grumbles in old man*
February 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The headlights on new cars are TOO BRIGHT *grumbles in old man*
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An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
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Morning routine goes like:
I brew my little coffee.
I appreciate the bird song.
I sit in untethered rage about the state of the world.
I brew my little coffee.
I appreciate the bird song.
I sit in untethered rage about the state of the world.
January 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Morning routine goes like:
I brew my little coffee.
I appreciate the bird song.
I sit in untethered rage about the state of the world.
I brew my little coffee.
I appreciate the bird song.
I sit in untethered rage about the state of the world.