Brand Latkes (Official)
@lindakohlrabi.bsky.social
I constantly think about how Kamala Harris said she had a plan to help aging parents get care at home. Would that have helped me now I don’t now. Or in a couple years. Don’t know. But I do know it’s never ever gonna happen now.
July 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I constantly think about how Kamala Harris said she had a plan to help aging parents get care at home. Would that have helped me now I don’t now. Or in a couple years. Don’t know. But I do know it’s never ever gonna happen now.
Religion takes responsibility away from wealthy people who make us live like this.
July 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Religion takes responsibility away from wealthy people who make us live like this.
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Our grandkids are going to be flabbergasted looking back on this. Is a genocide happening? Yes. Are the people carrying it out murdering aid workers and starving children? Yes. Are they being aided by the US? Yes.
And yet all anyone talks about is the motives and tactics of the people opposing it.
And yet all anyone talks about is the motives and tactics of the people opposing it.
July 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Our grandkids are going to be flabbergasted looking back on this. Is a genocide happening? Yes. Are the people carrying it out murdering aid workers and starving children? Yes. Are they being aided by the US? Yes.
And yet all anyone talks about is the motives and tactics of the people opposing it.
And yet all anyone talks about is the motives and tactics of the people opposing it.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if I come across your Cowboy Carter quick change outfit on TT, instant like. I don’t care if you have all the fringe and sequins or a tshirt and jeans. I love them all so much. And I will probs watch it a million times. Absolute joy.
July 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if I come across your Cowboy Carter quick change outfit on TT, instant like. I don’t care if you have all the fringe and sequins or a tshirt and jeans. I love them all so much. And I will probs watch it a million times. Absolute joy.
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IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
June 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
Why do these little interviews always look like someone stopped him on his way into the bathroom?
Reporter: There was a car bomb in Moscow this morning that killed a Russian general. Do you have any reaction to that?
Trump: Who killed what?
Reporter: A Russian general killed by a car bomb.
Trump: Well, you're just telling me that for the first time. Where did this take place?
Trump: Who killed what?
Reporter: A Russian general killed by a car bomb.
Trump: Well, you're just telling me that for the first time. Where did this take place?
April 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Why do these little interviews always look like someone stopped him on his way into the bathroom?
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
April 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
My friend last week: Are you on Signal?
Me: I don’t even know what that is!
Pete Hegseth: IM SENDING WAR SECRETS! 🤪
Me: I don’t even know what that is!
Pete Hegseth: IM SENDING WAR SECRETS! 🤪
March 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
My friend last week: Are you on Signal?
Me: I don’t even know what that is!
Pete Hegseth: IM SENDING WAR SECRETS! 🤪
Me: I don’t even know what that is!
Pete Hegseth: IM SENDING WAR SECRETS! 🤪
Hello! AITA because I think the men who are in charge (forcefully) can’t figure out a solution without blaming women?
March 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hello! AITA because I think the men who are in charge (forcefully) can’t figure out a solution without blaming women?
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PUT AWAY YOUR GREATSWORD, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.
March 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
PUT AWAY YOUR GREATSWORD, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.
I have had this Target card since 1996 or 97. Target is feeling the heat, which is why I got this generic letter telling me if I don’t use their card soon, they’re gonna close my account. Which, if you aren’t aware will decrease your credit score.
February 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I have had this Target card since 1996 or 97. Target is feeling the heat, which is why I got this generic letter telling me if I don’t use their card soon, they’re gonna close my account. Which, if you aren’t aware will decrease your credit score.
If you’re not crying on your birthday, are you even a Pisces? Happy birthday to me!
February 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
If you’re not crying on your birthday, are you even a Pisces? Happy birthday to me!
Normalize looking like we can’t wait for the asteroid to hit.
February 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Normalize looking like we can’t wait for the asteroid to hit.
Marco Rubio is a tiny man looking to be important. He is a loser ruining the lives of people so he can get in with genocidal white men he thinks are cool.
February 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Marco Rubio is a tiny man looking to be important. He is a loser ruining the lives of people so he can get in with genocidal white men he thinks are cool.
The role of HR is just someone who wants the tea. The Hot Goss. Like, they aren’t going to DO anything, you know. They just want to KNOW things, you know?!
February 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The role of HR is just someone who wants the tea. The Hot Goss. Like, they aren’t going to DO anything, you know. They just want to KNOW things, you know?!
To be clear, your employer who boasts a 100% zero tolerance policy on harassment of any kind, tolerates it 100%. 🤷🏻♀️
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
To be clear, your employer who boasts a 100% zero tolerance policy on harassment of any kind, tolerates it 100%. 🤷🏻♀️
@apnews.com What?! I have zero words except gross.
January 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@apnews.com What?! I have zero words except gross.
When I was YOUNG I went to Friendly’s and would eat a FULL Reese’s Pieces sundae. Often. BLESS my body if I did that now 😂
ATTENTION, @joshgondelman.bsky.social and anybody else who gets it....
December 19, 2024 at 2:16 AM
When I was YOUNG I went to Friendly’s and would eat a FULL Reese’s Pieces sundae. Often. BLESS my body if I did that now 😂
I have never wanted to hug a movie while also feeling like a movie was hugging me back.
The Yacht Rock Dockumentary on HBO was superb. Especially when they call Donald Fagan for comment. 🤣😂
December 1, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I have never wanted to hug a movie while also feeling like a movie was hugging me back.
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Looked it up. Don’t know who it is. Said Bye bitch and blocked. Not denying an election cause I know what this place is.
November 23, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Looked it up. Don’t know who it is. Said Bye bitch and blocked. Not denying an election cause I know what this place is.
I just found out a “friend” I blocked cause she’s a trump supporter got a bad haircut with bangs. So, small curses work.
November 23, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I just found out a “friend” I blocked cause she’s a trump supporter got a bad haircut with bangs. So, small curses work.
Your neighborhood Pisces here! Unless you are experienced and qualified, you should just admire a Sagittarius from afar. You’ll know IF they need you, I promise.
You’re welcome to Sagittarius season.
No invitations needed; we are the party itself. Keep it cute tho. We come with our own weapons. And by the way, it’s a flaming arrow. 🔥 Look it up. We did. We did our homework and you are our extra credit.
Get a taste quick; we Irish goodbye any bullshit.
No invitations needed; we are the party itself. Keep it cute tho. We come with our own weapons. And by the way, it’s a flaming arrow. 🔥 Look it up. We did. We did our homework and you are our extra credit.
Get a taste quick; we Irish goodbye any bullshit.
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Your neighborhood Pisces here! Unless you are experienced and qualified, you should just admire a Sagittarius from afar. You’ll know IF they need you, I promise.
I always thought I was supposed to keep and listen to other viewpoints. But I know what they all think at this point. And they don’t care what I think. So. I’m just gonna keep moving forward in peace.
November 16, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I always thought I was supposed to keep and listen to other viewpoints. But I know what they all think at this point. And they don’t care what I think. So. I’m just gonna keep moving forward in peace.