@lizardodammit.bsky.social
The squeaky wheel only gets the grease when the rubber meets the road because it is what it is.
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I'm ok with the noise, do you have any reality cancelling headphones?
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Can’t ignore the universe when it clearly sends you a sign
January 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Can’t ignore the universe when it clearly sends you a sign
I think I'll spend the next couple days studying the Higgs Boson because I know absolutely less than a fraction about physics.
January 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think I'll spend the next couple days studying the Higgs Boson because I know absolutely less than a fraction about physics.
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i see Baby New Year has already violently shit its diaper several times
January 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i see Baby New Year has already violently shit its diaper several times
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finally all the holidays are over i been drunk since Halloween
January 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
finally all the holidays are over i been drunk since Halloween
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Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
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Weirdest party I’ve ever held. Neighbors invited 8 of their peeps 1hr before my shin dig then left for their catered event before my friends showed up, then all but my treasure diver pal left by 11:30.
January 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Weirdest party I’ve ever held. Neighbors invited 8 of their peeps 1hr before my shin dig then left for their catered event before my friends showed up, then all but my treasure diver pal left by 11:30.
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WHY ARE THEY SMASHING ALL THE BURGERS?
November 16, 2024 at 9:16 PM
WHY ARE THEY SMASHING ALL THE BURGERS?
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Ooh some of these subskeets are choice tonight.
January 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ooh some of these subskeets are choice tonight.
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I've got my Dude Wipes™ and I'm ready for whatever 2025 can throw at me.
January 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I've got my Dude Wipes™ and I'm ready for whatever 2025 can throw at me.
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The cashier ringing up our Chinese takeout tonight had a very strong Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman energy
January 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The cashier ringing up our Chinese takeout tonight had a very strong Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman energy
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Oh like your rakes don’t have end grain rot
January 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh like your rakes don’t have end grain rot
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January 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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My New Year’s resolution is to bring mom jeans back
January 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to bring mom jeans back
I've gotten a few followers lately. I wonder if they have a New Year's resolution to follow boring people so they feel better about themselves?
January 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've gotten a few followers lately. I wonder if they have a New Year's resolution to follow boring people so they feel better about themselves?
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Your baby is so cute. Why isn’t it working?
December 15, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Your baby is so cute. Why isn’t it working?
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Imposters are invading Sky. The bots, & usual weirdos are invading. I'm fucking disgusted. If this platform doesn't fix what was broken on x, it's not going to be for me.
December 2, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Imposters are invading Sky. The bots, & usual weirdos are invading. I'm fucking disgusted. If this platform doesn't fix what was broken on x, it's not going to be for me.
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All politics is local. Keep and/or plant your native trees.
November 25, 2024 at 5:19 PM
All politics is local. Keep and/or plant your native trees.
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Today is Wednesday because tomorrow is Thursday because Wednesday is Friday because it's a four day weekend
November 25, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Today is Wednesday because tomorrow is Thursday because Wednesday is Friday because it's a four day weekend
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Raising a glass to my lovely aunt who died this evening. She was a legend, taught thousands of South London kids in a 50 year career and helped countless others. A genuine inspiration who will be sorely missed.
November 25, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Raising a glass to my lovely aunt who died this evening. She was a legend, taught thousands of South London kids in a 50 year career and helped countless others. A genuine inspiration who will be sorely missed.
If you want me to notice something put it in front of my beer fridge.
November 26, 2024 at 3:22 AM
If you want me to notice something put it in front of my beer fridge.
My favorite NFL drinking game is called "Shanahan."
November 25, 2024 at 1:05 AM
My favorite NFL drinking game is called "Shanahan."
When the going gets tough, the tough hang out at Hobby Lobby.
November 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
When the going gets tough, the tough hang out at Hobby Lobby.
I pray tonight isn't missionary.
November 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I pray tonight isn't missionary.