MykeIsNoWHere
@nowimhere.bsky.social
Belgian beer drinkin bong wielding Earth Mother/Nanny/Milliner/Crafter of stuff
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
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MykeIsNoWHere
@nowimhere.bsky.social
· Nov 27
With all of this deregulation, I’m only buying foreign food and drugs from now on.
Every day I star in my own before and after ad for antidepressants.
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Every day I star in my own before and after ad for antidepressants.
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Laying on an icepack but you can only feel it with the good side of your ass. They're going to name that after me. Sorry, Bro. You got an incurable case of Pam Ass.
January 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Laying on an icepack but you can only feel it with the good side of your ass. They're going to name that after me. Sorry, Bro. You got an incurable case of Pam Ass.
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combination sock slippers clalled Sloppers
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 AM
combination sock slippers clalled Sloppers
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I brought a ziplock bag full of meatballs for my work lunch today
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I brought a ziplock bag full of meatballs for my work lunch today
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Respectfully, I am going to whisper to some of our white comrades a truth that should be more widely known: You definitely have some ancestors to be proud of, ancestors who refused white supremacy, and poured out their lives in many of these struggles over time.
Time to claim your true history.
Time to claim your true history.
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Respectfully, I am going to whisper to some of our white comrades a truth that should be more widely known: You definitely have some ancestors to be proud of, ancestors who refused white supremacy, and poured out their lives in many of these struggles over time.
Time to claim your true history.
Time to claim your true history.
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solar-powered oreos
January 18, 2026 at 5:31 AM
solar-powered oreos
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A lot is riding on the autonomic.
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 AM
A lot is riding on the autonomic.
The little old ladies who have dogs at my mother’s Santa Barbara retirement community are sharing these poop bags! Some of these gals were so R before all this SHIT!
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 AM
The little old ladies who have dogs at my mother’s Santa Barbara retirement community are sharing these poop bags! Some of these gals were so R before all this SHIT!
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As I pack my lunch in a brown paper bag that I am also breathing into, I can't help but appreciate the simplicity of my first paper bag love, discreet pharmacy item
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
As I pack my lunch in a brown paper bag that I am also breathing into, I can't help but appreciate the simplicity of my first paper bag love, discreet pharmacy item
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sorry I snort laughed when I said sorry
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
sorry I snort laughed when I said sorry
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In addition to whistles, perhaps sad trombones.
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
In addition to whistles, perhaps sad trombones.
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I promise to like all your posts if you promise not to post bad.
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I promise to like all your posts if you promise not to post bad.
I keep waiting for the Golden Globes commentary dudes to announce the half time.
January 12, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I keep waiting for the Golden Globes commentary dudes to announce the half time.
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It was a collective discovery, the moment we realized there was enough botany in a separate collective moment for us to sigh at the same time. We were just calling the botany "plants" and turning blue in a jam
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 AM
It was a collective discovery, the moment we realized there was enough botany in a separate collective moment for us to sigh at the same time. We were just calling the botany "plants" and turning blue in a jam
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the animals outside my garage clearly have an agenda: make scary noises until I go back inside
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
the animals outside my garage clearly have an agenda: make scary noises until I go back inside
New Doc asked if I drink socially and I let him know that any drinker who doesn’t, is no god damn pal of mine.
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
New Doc asked if I drink socially and I let him know that any drinker who doesn’t, is no god damn pal of mine.
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The upstairs window, such a classy idea. Dream about it from anywhere. I gazed at the eaves from a square in a star so dead I only looked out with a whisper, bat hole
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
The upstairs window, such a classy idea. Dream about it from anywhere. I gazed at the eaves from a square in a star so dead I only looked out with a whisper, bat hole
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the octopi could save us but they’re too intelligent to bother
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
the octopi could save us but they’re too intelligent to bother
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It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
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January 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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just got catcalled by the homeless man laying on the ground. i still got it.
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
just got catcalled by the homeless man laying on the ground. i still got it.