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petty crocker

@lizitsthe90s.bsky.social

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talk to myself about woso, occasionally broso. she/her also: reading | art history | phillies | star wars | sitcoms of the millennial generation 🎨 banner: curlyfriesdesign on etsy

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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · Nov 8

i would really love to still have a positive place online where i can get updates about woso, & i can’t be over there anymore

chicago (red) stars, chelsea women, uswnt fan

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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 15h

kelley freaking out screaming "TOO CASUAL! TOO CASUAL!!" watching chelsea's defense is also me

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 16h

ok now be serious

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 16h

oh you stupid assholes god fucking shit

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3d

Fix your hearts or die

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andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 1d

these must be the feral pigs that one guy was trying to warn us about

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 1d

has zinsberger possessed van domselaar

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 1d

yikes

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 1d

why are you taking short corners when you have wendie renard

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 1d

yeah i really would expect her back on the full roster

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 1d

LMAO

OL Lyonnes starting lineup graphic. Photos of Heaps & Dumornay appear next to an empty space for Shrader (nee Albert)

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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 1d

if she gets called in over shaw i am going to be so pissed

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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 1d

albert starting for lyon bffr jona

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 1d

having the yearly harassment training & the guy running it is like, "uh with the political environment & with opinions that may be.....may make people feel [LONG PAUSE] unwelcome....can you just not....just keep it work-specific please"

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 2d

at least i won't have to see bryce harper shake trump's hand

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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 2d

I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 2d

Look we've all tried to avoid saying it but the truth is this Phillies team is just mentally soft. They whine when things aren't going their way, they pout if they don't get the their at-bats, and when they hit a rut they just lay in there and die rather than claw out of it.

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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 2d

i am already a mid white lady with no discernible talent i could go so far kissing old white men' asses if i had no principles

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Aug 31

We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple

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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 3d

i am actually fine with the anders being pissed utah didn’t return possession & i’m fine with jimmy being like “shut up idc” not sure either needed to get so pissy about it though

Taylor Vincent @tayvincent6.bsky.social · 3d

Utah Royals Head Coach Jimmy Coenraets on what happened after the whistle
q: @calebturner.ksl.com

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 4d

all these assholes are going to make me rewatch outlander season two to smooth my brain with pretty costumes and set design i swear to GOD

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 4d

all my sports teams want me dead

petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 4d

he's actually showing us the number of vaccines he's gotten (00)

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 4d

the pfizer vaccine leaving my body with that jt triple

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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 4d

SICK FROM EXCITEMENT