lemon
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ATX, three Great Danes, product management, cooking, running, complaining.
Capricorn, 3w2, Monica.
Capricorn, 3w2, Monica.
Emmys loves so far:
-love for Paradise and The Pitt!
-all the white suits
-Nate! The opening! The gimmicks!
-love for Paradise and The Pitt!
-all the white suits
-Nate! The opening! The gimmicks!
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Emmys loves so far:
-love for Paradise and The Pitt!
-all the white suits
-Nate! The opening! The gimmicks!
-love for Paradise and The Pitt!
-all the white suits
-Nate! The opening! The gimmicks!
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Today has been a great opportunity to learn who does and who does not have an emotionally fulfilling group chat
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Today has been a great opportunity to learn who does and who does not have an emotionally fulfilling group chat
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov's take on Kirk is the correct one:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov's take on Kirk is the correct one:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.
Oh god football is back
September 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oh god football is back
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I am a longtime “real relationship” believer but also her crack delta force squad of hundreds of lawyers is hard at work on the most airtight prenup in history
August 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I am a longtime “real relationship” believer but also her crack delta force squad of hundreds of lawyers is hard at work on the most airtight prenup in history
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I’m generally a live and let live person, but I think you should either have a very complicated order that holds up the line at Panda Express or have a phone conversation with somebody about something completely different but not both at the same time. Thank you.
June 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m generally a live and let live person, but I think you should either have a very complicated order that holds up the line at Panda Express or have a phone conversation with somebody about something completely different but not both at the same time. Thank you.
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here
DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.
March 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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I'm rewatching The Wire. A character in the episode I'm watching says, "A lie ain't a side of the story. It's just a lie." For some reason, that speaks to me these days (as do a million other lines from the show.)
March 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm rewatching The Wire. A character in the episode I'm watching says, "A lie ain't a side of the story. It's just a lie." For some reason, that speaks to me these days (as do a million other lines from the show.)
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Ted Lasso Season 4 should have him return to coaching football. But this time it should be Texas High School football. And, his star QB gets brutally injured in the opening sequence.
Just make it a shot-for-shot remake of Friday Night Lights, but with Ted Lasso instead of Coach Taylor.
Just make it a shot-for-shot remake of Friday Night Lights, but with Ted Lasso instead of Coach Taylor.
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Ted Lasso Season 4 should have him return to coaching football. But this time it should be Texas High School football. And, his star QB gets brutally injured in the opening sequence.
Just make it a shot-for-shot remake of Friday Night Lights, but with Ted Lasso instead of Coach Taylor.
Just make it a shot-for-shot remake of Friday Night Lights, but with Ted Lasso instead of Coach Taylor.
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Thoughts on boycotts: inflict pain on the corporation. Buying a couple 99 cent ebooks from a self-published author on Amazon is fine. Don’t buy a microwave on it. Purity is never the answer. Restraint though and thoughtfulness is.
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Thoughts on boycotts: inflict pain on the corporation. Buying a couple 99 cent ebooks from a self-published author on Amazon is fine. Don’t buy a microwave on it. Purity is never the answer. Restraint though and thoughtfulness is.
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Doctors and nurses who love the show “The Pitt” remember the moment they realized it wasn’t like other medical shows. The unusually accurate medical drama, streaming on Max, has become the talk of real-life hospital breakrooms.
Busy Doctors Can’t Get Enough of ‘The Pitt’
www.nytimes.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Doctors and nurses who love the show “The Pitt” remember the moment they realized it wasn’t like other medical shows. The unusually accurate medical drama, streaming on Max, has become the talk of real-life hospital breakrooms.
“How’s your day?”
Well, today I have cried, signed up for an eight week pottery class, and shopped for a dishwasher. 🫠
Well, today I have cried, signed up for an eight week pottery class, and shopped for a dishwasher. 🫠
February 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“How’s your day?”
Well, today I have cried, signed up for an eight week pottery class, and shopped for a dishwasher. 🫠
Well, today I have cried, signed up for an eight week pottery class, and shopped for a dishwasher. 🫠
Here comes my nightmare- a trophy absolutely covered in smudges.
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Here comes my nightmare- a trophy absolutely covered in smudges.
I really like the new scoreboard graphic. I do question the decision to launch it for this game though…
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I really like the new scoreboard graphic. I do question the decision to launch it for this game though…
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whew jesus has a huge ad budget
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
whew jesus has a huge ad budget
The stylist who tucked in Brady’s lafd shirt should be fired.
February 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The stylist who tucked in Brady’s lafd shirt should be fired.
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truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era
January 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era
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“I had a feeling that there were people watching what was happening and wondering, Was anyone going to say anything?” Bishop Mariann Budde explained. “Was anyone going to say anything about the turn the country’s taking?”
So, she took a breath, and spoke. nyti.ms/3WtmNY2
So, she took a breath, and spoke. nyti.ms/3WtmNY2
January 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“I had a feeling that there were people watching what was happening and wondering, Was anyone going to say anything?” Bishop Mariann Budde explained. “Was anyone going to say anything about the turn the country’s taking?”
So, she took a breath, and spoke. nyti.ms/3WtmNY2
So, she took a breath, and spoke. nyti.ms/3WtmNY2
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Beautiful and extraordinarily helpful thread
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Beautiful and extraordinarily helpful thread
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“Stiller was the one who said, ‘No, man. That’s the end. That’s the end of the story,’” Dan Erickson told me. “I was like, ‘People are going to be so pissed at us.’ He was like, ‘I know.’”
www.sfgate.com/streaming/ar...
www.sfgate.com/streaming/ar...
Why 'Severance' will survive America's war on art
"Severance" creator Dan Erickson shares insights about Season 2 with SFGATE columnist Drew Magary.
www.sfgate.com
January 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“Stiller was the one who said, ‘No, man. That’s the end. That’s the end of the story,’” Dan Erickson told me. “I was like, ‘People are going to be so pissed at us.’ He was like, ‘I know.’”
www.sfgate.com/streaming/ar...
www.sfgate.com/streaming/ar...
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I will never get over the fact that we’re all at the mercy of these dork ass losers who can’t figure out how to just be happy with their money.
January 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I will never get over the fact that we’re all at the mercy of these dork ass losers who can’t figure out how to just be happy with their money.
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Idolizing a billionaire is like believing the stripper actually likes you.
January 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer
January 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer