Why do I feel emotional looking at my little car up on the lift in the NCT? I hope she’s okay up there

Yes yes I know jokes about the pronunciation of Irish words are tired but I proper lol’d at this one 😂

Waiting for HAIM to drop Relationships later today has me frothing at the mouth. I feel like they are the harbingers of summer, I fully expect a margarita to miraculously land in my hand the second I hear the first few bars.

just to say i like severance more now that there’s more sex in it. sorry! i am bored of chaste tv! kissy kissy!!!

Drank a can of this at 11pm so I could stay up to watch the Grammys. I feel like I could kick through a wall.

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

That's six more weeks of winter so

(Same goes for anyone excusing, minimising, or defending it, especially anyone not working in the arts. Trust that there is no argument unheard or not yet considered at this stage, have seen them all and still concluded it's about as benign and enjoyable as getting your nipple trapped in a car door)

have you ever tried… this one? 😏 I attempt to contort myself into a sexy position creating a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

Going to redo this real old one in the new year and nothing has changed except now there's no gafs either

What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?

Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.

AN ACTUAL DREAM COME TRUE

Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the

what yous all failed to learn from modern classic of horror, the substance, is that we urgently need to bring aerobics back as a culture

Reeling from hearing that young people are apparently worried about buying their second homes. Typing this from the sofa I share with my three other housemates. I pay €1100 to live in an attic. #RTEPT #LeadersDebate

I’m liking this app so far. I’ve been scrolling and nothing has made me feel ill with stress yet.

hey. yeah sorry i can't go. i touched something really gross and now i have to lay in bed for several weeks. uh huh. yeah i washed my hands several times, but i remember the feeling