Rachel
@lo77y.bsky.social
Reposted by Rachel
it's funny how fertilize could mean the stuff from penis or ass
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 AM
it's funny how fertilize could mean the stuff from penis or ass
Reposted by Rachel
my sister informed me that during pride apparently my mother, who is estranged from both of us, was giving out free mom hugs.
there is so much psychology going on here oh my godddddddddd
there is so much psychology going on here oh my godddddddddd
September 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
my sister informed me that during pride apparently my mother, who is estranged from both of us, was giving out free mom hugs.
there is so much psychology going on here oh my godddddddddd
there is so much psychology going on here oh my godddddddddd
Reposted by Rachel
my dad was always saying this
August 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
my dad was always saying this
Reposted by Rachel
Since the defunding of crucial weather reporting systems the best way to know if a massive natural disaster is about to hit is if Ted Cruz is on vacation
July 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Since the defunding of crucial weather reporting systems the best way to know if a massive natural disaster is about to hit is if Ted Cruz is on vacation
Reposted by Rachel
Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
June 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
Reposted by Rachel
she’s like 15 feet away. absolutely that man’s whole thought process was: “I’m gonna shoot that woman”
June 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
she’s like 15 feet away. absolutely that man’s whole thought process was: “I’m gonna shoot that woman”
Reposted by Rachel
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
Reposted by Rachel
The navy told me their fighter jets keep sliding off the USS Harry Truman so I asked how many jets they said they just go to the pentagon and get a new jet afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding jets to the Red Sea and then Pete Hegseth started crying.
May 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The navy told me their fighter jets keep sliding off the USS Harry Truman so I asked how many jets they said they just go to the pentagon and get a new jet afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding jets to the Red Sea and then Pete Hegseth started crying.
Reposted by Rachel
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
Reposted by Rachel
April 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by Rachel
found in the wild last night
March 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
found in the wild last night
Reposted by Rachel
Horrifying: Kansas police raided a newspaper office after the paper published a critical article -- https://kansasreflector.com/2023/08/11/police-stage-chilling-raid-on-marion-county-newspaper-seizing-computers-records-and-cellphones/
August 11, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Horrifying: Kansas police raided a newspaper office after the paper published a critical article -- https://kansasreflector.com/2023/08/11/police-stage-chilling-raid-on-marion-county-newspaper-seizing-computers-records-and-cellphones/
Reposted by Rachel
“The city’s entire five-officer police force and two sheriff’s deputies took ‘everything we have,’ Meyer said, and it wasn’t clear how the newspaper staff would take the weekly publication to press Tuesday night.”
Horrifying: Kansas police raided a newspaper office after the paper published a critical article -- https://kansasreflector.com/2023/08/11/police-stage-chilling-raid-on-marion-county-newspaper-seizing-computers-records-and-cellphones/
August 12, 2023 at 12:54 AM
“The city’s entire five-officer police force and two sheriff’s deputies took ‘everything we have,’ Meyer said, and it wasn’t clear how the newspaper staff would take the weekly publication to press Tuesday night.”