Republicans, who control Congress, are lying by calling this a #DemocratShutdown.

Democrats are responding honestly with #RepublicanShutdown.

But I suspect the most accurate description is #EpsteinShutdown.

I know how much Irish people hate when people in the US, UK, or Canada talk about how they are 12% Irish, or whatever.

But everybody having some Irish heritage means one thing: Irish people have a reputation as the most prolific shaggers in history.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, you rides. 😘

The first stage of Trump’s Gaza plan should be him personally clearing the place of unexploded munitions

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget