Hermione Strangler.
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I need to get knocked out 😮💨
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I need to get knocked out 😮💨
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*y’all like snow bunnies a lil too much for me*🫢
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January 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
*y’all like snow bunnies a lil too much for me*🫢
I hate that Patti called her “little Black white girl”…ugh!
Here's your reminder that Ariana Grande is a Pop artist that incorporates the dynamics/ influences of other genres.
RnB artist she is not, and if you think so......
RnB artist she is not, and if you think so......
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January 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I hate that Patti called her “little Black white girl”…ugh!
This was crazy 😂😂
That lady really sent me into the world looking like Libby from Jimmy neutron.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
This was crazy 😂😂
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Ownership is exactly what they mean. You’re not bugging.
Okay so I definitely just have a problem with the word “submit” because when I plug in the word “entrust” it sounds a lot better.
Language is important, especially in the way it could be perceived.
Some men will take submission as ownership and that’s where the disconnect lies with me.
Language is important, especially in the way it could be perceived.
Some men will take submission as ownership and that’s where the disconnect lies with me.
I never understood the idea of “submitting” to your partner. I’m watching Jill Scott on Angie Martinez’s podcast and she spoke l submitting to her partner when she feels safe, considered, and affirmed. I just can’t imagine relinquishing power when we’re supposed to be equal.
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Ownership is exactly what they mean. You’re not bugging.
This.
Jill, like countless women, has been sold the very poison that men want women and girls to believe…
This is why we have to raise boys and girls to see patriarchal norms as violence.
Jill, like countless women, has been sold the very poison that men want women and girls to believe…
This is why we have to raise boys and girls to see patriarchal norms as violence.
Jill Scott, unfortunately is a male centered lady and every time she talks about “submission”, it makes me cringe.
I never understood the idea of “submitting” to your partner. I’m watching Jill Scott on Angie Martinez’s podcast and she spoke l submitting to her partner when she feels safe, considered, and affirmed. I just can’t imagine relinquishing power when we’re supposed to be equal.
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This.
Jill, like countless women, has been sold the very poison that men want women and girls to believe…
This is why we have to raise boys and girls to see patriarchal norms as violence.
Jill, like countless women, has been sold the very poison that men want women and girls to believe…
This is why we have to raise boys and girls to see patriarchal norms as violence.
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Jill Scott, unfortunately is a male centered lady and every time she talks about “submission”, it makes me cringe.
I never understood the idea of “submitting” to your partner. I’m watching Jill Scott on Angie Martinez’s podcast and she spoke l submitting to her partner when she feels safe, considered, and affirmed. I just can’t imagine relinquishing power when we’re supposed to be equal.
January 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Jill Scott, unfortunately is a male centered lady and every time she talks about “submission”, it makes me cringe.
Unfortunately, our sister is a bird. She has surrendered to misogynistic ideals around femininity and submissiveness.
Remember when she defended Fistopher Brown and then even minimized her stepfather being a violent abuser.
Remember when she defended Fistopher Brown and then even minimized her stepfather being a violent abuser.
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Unfortunately, our sister is a bird. She has surrendered to misogynistic ideals around femininity and submissiveness.
Remember when she defended Fistopher Brown and then even minimized her stepfather being a violent abuser.
Remember when she defended Fistopher Brown and then even minimized her stepfather being a violent abuser.
😂😂😂
January 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
😂😂😂
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That is NOT a denial.
BREAM: Keith Ellison filed a lawsuit saying the federal government is trying to provoke civil unrest as a pretext to invoke the Insurrection Act. Your response?
BLANCHE: There may come a time when the president has to order that. We support him. The AG supports him.
BLANCHE: There may come a time when the president has to order that. We support him. The AG supports him.
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
That is NOT a denial.
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I see all these theories for why *a lot* of straight men are homophobic but no one mentioned the most obvious and simple.
We live in a homophobic society, nothing more - nothing less. All these theories that he may be DL and projecting are superfluous.
We live in a homophobic society, nothing more - nothing less. All these theories that he may be DL and projecting are superfluous.
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January 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I see all these theories for why *a lot* of straight men are homophobic but no one mentioned the most obvious and simple.
We live in a homophobic society, nothing more - nothing less. All these theories that he may be DL and projecting are superfluous.
We live in a homophobic society, nothing more - nothing less. All these theories that he may be DL and projecting are superfluous.
It would’ve been so much better considering that Kelly has such a strong voice!
After hearing Like A Boy was originally written for Kelly Rowland, I can’t NOT hear her on the song now
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 AM
It would’ve been so much better considering that Kelly has such a strong voice!
“Monkey nut” is INSANE
Spit Take GIF
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January 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
“Monkey nut” is INSANE
I was just rewatching Divas Night too.
We don’t have these types of singers anymore 😢.
youtu.be/k_fipIRQz0s?...
We don’t have these types of singers anymore 😢.
youtu.be/k_fipIRQz0s?...
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I was just rewatching Divas Night too.
We don’t have these types of singers anymore 😢.
youtu.be/k_fipIRQz0s?...
We don’t have these types of singers anymore 😢.
youtu.be/k_fipIRQz0s?...
YOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
January 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
YOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
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baby, she didn't let her foot off that man's neck 😭
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
baby, she didn't let her foot off that man's neck 😭
“Sister…is this a wig?” OMG 😂😂
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
“Sister…is this a wig?” OMG 😂😂
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“Freeze or I will dust your ass”
January 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
“Freeze or I will dust your ass”
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She is unserious at best. At worst, she has a malicious vendetta out for you 😭
That lady really sent me into the world looking like Libby from Jimmy neutron.
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
She is unserious at best. At worst, she has a malicious vendetta out for you 😭
LMFAAAAOOOOOOOO
That lady really sent me into the world looking like Libby from Jimmy neutron.
January 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
LMFAAAAOOOOOOOO
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STOP GIVING MONEY TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
GIVE TO MUTUAL AIDS AND GRASSROOTS NONPROFITS
GIVE TO MUTUAL AIDS AND GRASSROOTS NONPROFITS
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
STOP GIVING MONEY TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
GIVE TO MUTUAL AIDS AND GRASSROOTS NONPROFITS
GIVE TO MUTUAL AIDS AND GRASSROOTS NONPROFITS
Dildo machine might be the best thing I ever bought…
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Dildo machine might be the best thing I ever bought…
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT ‘POP MY BUTT’ MEANT TO HARRIET TUBMAN!? IT MEANT A WHIP!!!!”
this will never not be funny because why would Iyanla say this 😭😭😭
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT ‘POP MY BUTT’ MEANT TO HARRIET TUBMAN!? IT MEANT A WHIP!!!!”
Strikes are how we stop all this foolishness…
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Trump says much of Europe will be charged a 10% tariff for opposing US control of Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Strikes are how we stop all this foolishness…
Why do niggas be thinking you wake up already douched?
Like, are you using your brain?
Like, are you using your brain?
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Why do niggas be thinking you wake up already douched?
Like, are you using your brain?
Like, are you using your brain?