Lord Baron McCabre
@lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social
A "Quarlock" (𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 - 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵) who loves dice, luck, fortune, and a good "bad conspiracy" here and there. Humor is my own, opinions are from the sentient queso dip that rules us all.
I will just leave this here
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I will just leave this here
... For the daring woman who wants to upgrade their "natural toys" selection...?
I...
Um...
Is there a masturbatory referee in the house that can clarify?
I...
Um...
Is there a masturbatory referee in the house that can clarify?
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
... For the daring woman who wants to upgrade their "natural toys" selection...?
I...
Um...
Is there a masturbatory referee in the house that can clarify?
I...
Um...
Is there a masturbatory referee in the house that can clarify?
Man, this new Ork weapon is wild, isn't it @aotearoabadger.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Man, this new Ork weapon is wild, isn't it @aotearoabadger.bsky.social
This is when I start paying attention to the days, until I don't. A blue candy cane swirl d4 and... That's it.
Not sure if that is sending the right message #chessex.
Still, another day, another die!
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Not sure if that is sending the right message #chessex.
Still, another day, another die!
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is when I start paying attention to the days, until I don't. A blue candy cane swirl d4 and... That's it.
Not sure if that is sending the right message #chessex.
Still, another day, another die!
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Not sure if that is sending the right message #chessex.
Still, another day, another die!
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Of course I didn't pay attention and missed the actual first day. This was an odd find. 3 d8s and a d4.
The purple color combo is not the best, but will do.
The gold gray sparkles, which is nice.
The sky blue candy canes are interesting?
Night one #dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving #chessex
The purple color combo is not the best, but will do.
The gold gray sparkles, which is nice.
The sky blue candy canes are interesting?
Night one #dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving #chessex
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Of course I didn't pay attention and missed the actual first day. This was an odd find. 3 d8s and a d4.
The purple color combo is not the best, but will do.
The gold gray sparkles, which is nice.
The sky blue candy canes are interesting?
Night one #dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving #chessex
The purple color combo is not the best, but will do.
The gold gray sparkles, which is nice.
The sky blue candy canes are interesting?
Night one #dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving #chessex
While I know what @funranium.bsky.social received for his first die in his advent calendar, I received this one.
Very stout, a chunk of D12 coal from #chessex
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Very stout, a chunk of D12 coal from #chessex
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
While I know what @funranium.bsky.social received for his first die in his advent calendar, I received this one.
Very stout, a chunk of D12 coal from #chessex
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Very stout, a chunk of D12 coal from #chessex
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Now THAT is some cat worship
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Now THAT is some cat worship
I mean, I don't want to be blunt about it but he hasn't even spent a full year "after the incident." He doesn't even know depression and misery yet, just pain and shame.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I mean, I don't want to be blunt about it but he hasn't even spent a full year "after the incident." He doesn't even know depression and misery yet, just pain and shame.
Awww! Look at that!murder mittens and a knife?
Adorbs!
Adorbs!
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Awww! Look at that!murder mittens and a knife?
Adorbs!
Adorbs!
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Excuse me, my people need me
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Excuse me, my people need me
Honey...? Is it weird for the roaches to want tuna...?
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Honey...? Is it weird for the roaches to want tuna...?
Yeah, I'm THAT kitten...
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yeah, I'm THAT kitten...
What a weird looking ornament...
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What a weird looking ornament...
Void: "Iubs U!"
Gray: "He's your son. Can you get him off me, thumb-human?"
Gray: "He's your son. Can you get him off me, thumb-human?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Void: "Iubs U!"
Gray: "He's your son. Can you get him off me, thumb-human?"
Gray: "He's your son. Can you get him off me, thumb-human?"
I mean, what if YOU are on the Z axis?
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I mean, what if YOU are on the Z axis?
BEES @aotearoabadger.bsky.social
That's humor, honey!
I'll call the exterminatus on myself, thank you.
That's humor, honey!
I'll call the exterminatus on myself, thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
BEES @aotearoabadger.bsky.social
That's humor, honey!
I'll call the exterminatus on myself, thank you.
That's humor, honey!
I'll call the exterminatus on myself, thank you.
Weeellllll, they ARE experts.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Weeellllll, they ARE experts.
Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.
Gib.
Gib.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.
Gib.
Gib.
Do.
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Do.
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
Adorable-rier?
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Adorable-rier?
Okay.
Adorable.
Adorable.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Okay.
Adorable.
Adorable.
Awww, the spicy demon sleeps
Gonna miss night cuddles soon, but I am happy her mom will be back
Gonna miss night cuddles soon, but I am happy her mom will be back
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Awww, the spicy demon sleeps
Gonna miss night cuddles soon, but I am happy her mom will be back
Gonna miss night cuddles soon, but I am happy her mom will be back
Excuse me while I steal your sleepy warmth
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Excuse me while I steal your sleepy warmth
Oh wait, I'm going to hide between the door and the blackout curtains because safety hazard.
(sigh)
You do you, kitten
(sigh)
You do you, kitten
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Oh wait, I'm going to hide between the door and the blackout curtains because safety hazard.
(sigh)
You do you, kitten
(sigh)
You do you, kitten