Lori Hunt
@loriborealis.bsky.social
Here for the fun. Dramatic, tall, resting bitch face. She/her. Childless cat lady. Team bear. Don't get pissed if I don't follow you back, just be more entertaining.
Today I made 2 trips to the store. Please clap.
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today I made 2 trips to the store. Please clap.
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
My credit union deactivated my card with no warning on Friday. Couldn't use it all of the last shopping weekend before Christmas. It might have been a fraud attempt, but the only notice I got came a day after it was already deactivated, on a card that's been canceled for years. Make it make sense.
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My credit union deactivated my card with no warning on Friday. Couldn't use it all of the last shopping weekend before Christmas. It might have been a fraud attempt, but the only notice I got came a day after it was already deactivated, on a card that's been canceled for years. Make it make sense.
His mouth went spinning around his head like Daffy Duck
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
His mouth went spinning around his head like Daffy Duck
I hated dressing out for gym class when I was a teenager, I’m not liking it any better at the airport
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I hated dressing out for gym class when I was a teenager, I’m not liking it any better at the airport
Every time I open my social media, I hope a little hope that it’s happened. Still hoping.
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Every time I open my social media, I hope a little hope that it’s happened. Still hoping.
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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But you imagine where you might be, eventually, when you learn IT has HAPPENED.
Maybe you will wake up, anxious and scared and angry (i.e., normal).
Then, out of nowhere, the push notification from THE NEWS: “Breaking: IT Has HAPPENED.”
What will you feel like? When IT HAPPENS?
Maybe you will wake up, anxious and scared and angry (i.e., normal).
Then, out of nowhere, the push notification from THE NEWS: “Breaking: IT Has HAPPENED.”
What will you feel like? When IT HAPPENS?
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
But you imagine where you might be, eventually, when you learn IT has HAPPENED.
Maybe you will wake up, anxious and scared and angry (i.e., normal).
Then, out of nowhere, the push notification from THE NEWS: “Breaking: IT Has HAPPENED.”
What will you feel like? When IT HAPPENS?
Maybe you will wake up, anxious and scared and angry (i.e., normal).
Then, out of nowhere, the push notification from THE NEWS: “Breaking: IT Has HAPPENED.”
What will you feel like? When IT HAPPENS?
I think of how Cosby used to be universally beloved as a father figure. Take them ALL down.
There is absolutely no person whose presence in that conspiracy could possibly make me say "they're too important to prosecute" or whatever. Give them a trial, because due process is important, and once they're found guilty, we can have a parade between the courthouse and the prison.
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I think of how Cosby used to be universally beloved as a father figure. Take them ALL down.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
I spy with my little eye a dude who is incapable of growing a beard
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I spy with my little eye a dude who is incapable of growing a beard
A trillionaire is a hoarder.
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A trillionaire is a hoarder.
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
I've read enough of the sandwich guy trial today that the word "sandwich" has started to lose all meaning. Snadwich. Sandwich. Wandsich. Handswitch
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I've read enough of the sandwich guy trial today that the word "sandwich" has started to lose all meaning. Snadwich. Sandwich. Wandsich. Handswitch
Wait when did JD Vance visit Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Wait when did JD Vance visit Dick Cheney
Talked to my dad today about flying to him (in another state) for the holidays. We agree that given the shutdown and potential for overworked, unpaid, angry airport employees, I am putting a pause on my plans. THIS is what the regime is creating. 1/
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Talked to my dad today about flying to him (in another state) for the holidays. We agree that given the shutdown and potential for overworked, unpaid, angry airport employees, I am putting a pause on my plans. THIS is what the regime is creating. 1/
Just say you don't have any actual women friends, buddy. This is a YOU problem.
October 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just say you don't have any actual women friends, buddy. This is a YOU problem.
I wonder what sort of hidden spy technology is going to be embedded in that new ballroom. It’ll be wired to the teeth for all future insurrectionists and malign foreign actors.
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I wonder what sort of hidden spy technology is going to be embedded in that new ballroom. It’ll be wired to the teeth for all future insurrectionists and malign foreign actors.
This is promising…
This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
October 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is promising…
Tonight is the first night in Tucson this season when I’ve stepped outside at night and actually felt chilly. Maybe it’s the after effects of the hurricane, but I’ll take it! There’s hope on the horizon that the heat is almost done! Bring on the incredibly mild autumn!
a man is smiling with the words it 's kind of chilly in here above him
ALT: a man is smiling with the words it 's kind of chilly in here above him
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October 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Tonight is the first night in Tucson this season when I’ve stepped outside at night and actually felt chilly. Maybe it’s the after effects of the hurricane, but I’ll take it! There’s hope on the horizon that the heat is almost done! Bring on the incredibly mild autumn!
Trader Joe’s roses are really earning their keep today!
October 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Trader Joe’s roses are really earning their keep today!
Can't wait to see the Dexter-inspired coins from RFK Jr 🙄
October 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Can't wait to see the Dexter-inspired coins from RFK Jr 🙄
This is going to be a spectacularly poorly received proposal, if my sister’s viewpoint is anything like other military families’. She’s been an army wife and mother for decades and the only thing consistent in her praise is her love of the commissary.
www.expressnews.com/business/art...
www.expressnews.com/business/art...
Pentagon wants out of the grocery business, asks industry for proposals
The move to privatize the military’s commissaries could lead to changes at 178 stores in the U.S., including 3 in San Antonio and 10 other Texas sites.
www.expressnews.com
October 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is going to be a spectacularly poorly received proposal, if my sister’s viewpoint is anything like other military families’. She’s been an army wife and mother for decades and the only thing consistent in her praise is her love of the commissary.
www.expressnews.com/business/art...
www.expressnews.com/business/art...
Schrödinger’s conservatives.
i don't understand conservative toughness, which involves being scared shitless of everything but also talking about how tough you are
October 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Schrödinger’s conservatives.