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Greg Long
@losttimenomad.bsky.social
IT Specialist and Game Designer.
I have opinions.
Smoking cigarettes made me an incredible fast reaction gamer.

Now I play peak with friends lol life's better
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hey all if any of my family are looking for recommendations for gifts for me:

It's tinned seafood. I want tinned fancy seafood. The more obscure the better.
Or just as many cheap ones as you lol

Or new cotton underwear and socks hahahaha
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
So apparently UTAUloids are open source Vocaloids. I'm going to make a custom distro that will ship with Kasane Teto and OpenUtau pre installed.

This is strictly about revenge for a perceived slight in 2007.
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Cartoon by Matt Davies | Andrews McMeel
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Far Side
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Don't worry guys I'm manifesting winning the lottery harder than the rest of all people. I'll win
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Atomic
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Who has two thumbs and finally gets to do a security audit and enforce MFA and conditional access that I've been pushing for for two years, because a users email was compromised and their account created fake invoices worth 80k dollars that were wired to a bank in East Texas?

This guy! 👍 👍
October 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Internet has fallen, billions must touch grass
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Bad check, but furry is just the anime of westerners
October 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Bad Internet
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Three body problem is going to hit societal nails directly on the head as long as production sticks to the books script.

I've never had books give me such anxiety about people and interstellar psychopaths.

How do I buy stocks in one Netflix series?
August 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Netanyahu really just said "Whosa good boy it's Donald Trump, yes it is, yes it is!" on TV and now all of Gen Z is gonna understand why I failed the Asvap on purpose.
June 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I can't believe wicked Joe Biden would use NORAD to make it rain on my brithday. Not even the worst person would do this. Truly I can't imagine a sadder person than Biden. Very sad.
June 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
People driving near me must be incredibly concerned when I make the most realistic pig squeals known to mankind.

That's how I deal with existential stress
June 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
No love, however brief, is wasted.
May 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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bartender: 86 that asshole.

bouncer: kick him out of the bar?

bartender: no, you dimwit, kill him.
May 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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little guy in the wind.
May 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM