Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Man Living In Most Affluent Country In World History Has Nerve To Complain About Being Homeless
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I call it Penjamin Horne

The thing about season 2 of Twin Peaks is that it’s seen as where it jumped the shark, from pop culture phenomenon to cancelled pariah and I get it. A lot of it is quite bad. But also the highs of season 2 are so high that for me it’s where Peaks goes from good TV to art that gives you brainworms

YOU - I don't wanna say *cock-carousel* anymore.

So here's what's cool about my job:

Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.

YOU - What will mine be marked by?

INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.

YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
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Don’t come in my house and ignore my cat. This his fuckin house

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

Tour is over, Garfield survived.

Blessing myself

Aliens