"You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt."

Nailing this on the door of my local Applebees

Shit gets real fucking dark when humans get bored and remember they can just start smashing things to feel something again. Real lizard brain stuff.

Sharon are you saying that this man who fought a glass of water to a draw is not the master strategist that we need to successfully regime change a country of 30M people