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"You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt."
Nailing this on the door of my local Applebees
Nailing this on the door of my local Applebees
August 23, 2024 at 4:32 AM
"You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt."
Nailing this on the door of my local Applebees
Nailing this on the door of my local Applebees
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My thoughts today are with the security people and police officers who defended the Capitol on January 6 and have been treated with such distain since by the GOP. For them and the Democratic leadership who lived through such chaos and no doubt continue to carry the scars within. We will not forget.
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
My thoughts today are with the security people and police officers who defended the Capitol on January 6 and have been treated with such distain since by the GOP. For them and the Democratic leadership who lived through such chaos and no doubt continue to carry the scars within. We will not forget.
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which way, pizza lover 🍕
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
which way, pizza lover 🍕
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I had a really fun time working on the code that was used to make these fallout visualizations for this USA Today article. I will soon be incorporating some of it into the NUKEMAP and probably making a version of this "mass attack fallout mapper" for public use. www.usatoday.com/graphics/int...
Fallout maps show how an attack on nuclear silos would impact US cities
USA TODAY mapped the far-reaching potential consequences of a nuclear strike against America's 450 nuclear missile silos.
www.usatoday.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I had a really fun time working on the code that was used to make these fallout visualizations for this USA Today article. I will soon be incorporating some of it into the NUKEMAP and probably making a version of this "mass attack fallout mapper" for public use. www.usatoday.com/graphics/int...
transition is everything
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As expected, the first CBS News(max) night with Tony Dokoupil under Bari Weiss was a debacle
January 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
transition is everything
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Shit gets real fucking dark when humans get bored and remember they can just start smashing things to feel something again. Real lizard brain stuff.
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Shit gets real fucking dark when humans get bored and remember they can just start smashing things to feel something again. Real lizard brain stuff.
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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Yall just imagine the sheer volume of car accidents about to happen in Minnesota over the next month with CBP and ICE agents crawling all over it in January, but especially with Minneapolis highly curbing its use of salt on the roads this winter season.
I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa azmirror.com/briefs/ice-a...
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Yall just imagine the sheer volume of car accidents about to happen in Minnesota over the next month with CBP and ICE agents crawling all over it in January, but especially with Minneapolis highly curbing its use of salt on the roads this winter season.
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we don't have the heart to tell these dogs that the holidays are over 😢
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
we don't have the heart to tell these dogs that the holidays are over 😢
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Fucking Christ.
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Fucking Christ.
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“Working in TV must be glamorous, huh?”
{Too busy MacGyvering a sun shield with cardboard and a bungee cord to respond}
{Too busy MacGyvering a sun shield with cardboard and a bungee cord to respond}
January 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
“Working in TV must be glamorous, huh?”
{Too busy MacGyvering a sun shield with cardboard and a bungee cord to respond}
{Too busy MacGyvering a sun shield with cardboard and a bungee cord to respond}
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pete hegseth creeping thru mar-a-lago flipping over the m’s in all the signage so they say war-a-lago, muttering “he’ll love me more after this”
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
pete hegseth creeping thru mar-a-lago flipping over the m’s in all the signage so they say war-a-lago, muttering “he’ll love me more after this”
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Guess with the context of the last 24 hours we now know what happened
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Guess with the context of the last 24 hours we now know what happened
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There go all my secrets.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
There go all my secrets.
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Sharon are you saying that this man who fought a glass of water to a draw is not the master strategist that we need to successfully regime change a country of 30M people
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a fox news sign
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a fox news sign
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Sharon are you saying that this man who fought a glass of water to a draw is not the master strategist that we need to successfully regime change a country of 30M people
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i really hope maduro escapes just cause i wanna watch kash patel have to handle that. imagine the energy at those pressers. he's lookin like a bird that got inside through the chimney, pure terror, but he's going "and to mr maduro, if you're watching: hasta la fuego." eyes darting around for an exit
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
i really hope maduro escapes just cause i wanna watch kash patel have to handle that. imagine the energy at those pressers. he's lookin like a bird that got inside through the chimney, pure terror, but he's going "and to mr maduro, if you're watching: hasta la fuego." eyes darting around for an exit
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the administration wants to frame this (bizarrely) as law enforcement. but if law enforcement conducted a raid for a suspect and killed 40 people, including an unknown number of unarmed civilians, it would be treated as a clear disaster like Waco.
NYT:
At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.
At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
the administration wants to frame this (bizarrely) as law enforcement. but if law enforcement conducted a raid for a suspect and killed 40 people, including an unknown number of unarmed civilians, it would be treated as a clear disaster like Waco.
woof
Not a SCIF if it's open at the top. Which raises, uh, some questions about OPSEC at Mar-a-Lago.
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
woof
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We’ve had lots of people drop off their Christmas trees for the residents this past week! They love them when they are fresh and tender (but won’t eat them if they’re too dead and dry), and it is good enrichment for them to strip the delicate needles off. 🌲
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
We’ve had lots of people drop off their Christmas trees for the residents this past week! They love them when they are fresh and tender (but won’t eat them if they’re too dead and dry), and it is good enrichment for them to strip the delicate needles off. 🌲
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And not to belabor the point but the ostensible pros here have been huffing their own farts for years
Like I think if JSOC got told to plan a mission to capture Xi they'd be like "yeah dude kinda high risk but we've got at least a 70% chance of success, easy-peasy," that's how delusional they are
Like I think if JSOC got told to plan a mission to capture Xi they'd be like "yeah dude kinda high risk but we've got at least a 70% chance of success, easy-peasy," that's how delusional they are
at some point luck runs out. even pros make honest mistakes and things on the ground don’t work out
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
And not to belabor the point but the ostensible pros here have been huffing their own farts for years
Like I think if JSOC got told to plan a mission to capture Xi they'd be like "yeah dude kinda high risk but we've got at least a 70% chance of success, easy-peasy," that's how delusional they are
Like I think if JSOC got told to plan a mission to capture Xi they'd be like "yeah dude kinda high risk but we've got at least a 70% chance of success, easy-peasy," that's how delusional they are
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“This makes Operation Iraqi Freedom look well planned and executed” is not a thing I hoped to ever say.
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
“This makes Operation Iraqi Freedom look well planned and executed” is not a thing I hoped to ever say.
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the tactical success here - that they went in and got him and no troops died - is going to dramatically raise the bar on the shit they think they can get away with at home and abroad and that terrifies me
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
the tactical success here - that they went in and got him and no troops died - is going to dramatically raise the bar on the shit they think they can get away with at home and abroad and that terrifies me