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Wemby vs the Celtics is going to be the next Lebron vs the Warriors.
We have two child gates in our living room so my two year old isnt running around the house and can you guess who is the most strict about making sure the gate is closed?
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We have two child gates in our living room so my two year old isnt running around the house and can you guess who is the most strict about making sure the gate is closed?
Every business is so predatory now. Cant browse our prices you gotta give us your email so we can bombard you. Order a combo and we will automatically upgrade you to a medium drink for a fee. You need tires? I dont care how many miles your car has we are selling you the most expensive ones.
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every business is so predatory now. Cant browse our prices you gotta give us your email so we can bombard you. Order a combo and we will automatically upgrade you to a medium drink for a fee. You need tires? I dont care how many miles your car has we are selling you the most expensive ones.
I feel like people dont talk about how debilitating it would be to be named Jake and have an irrational fear of snakes.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I feel like people dont talk about how debilitating it would be to be named Jake and have an irrational fear of snakes.
Me watching Wheel of fortune with my daughter.
Ad companies: A family friendly tv show what a perfect time to advertise for our rated R horror movie 🤦♂️
Ad companies: A family friendly tv show what a perfect time to advertise for our rated R horror movie 🤦♂️
October 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Me watching Wheel of fortune with my daughter.
Ad companies: A family friendly tv show what a perfect time to advertise for our rated R horror movie 🤦♂️
Ad companies: A family friendly tv show what a perfect time to advertise for our rated R horror movie 🤦♂️
Brandon Binkowski with the one-handed catch! Lets go!
September 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Brandon Binkowski with the one-handed catch! Lets go!
Grilled some wings and got some Mozzarella sticks to celebrate the start of Illinois football!
August 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Grilled some wings and got some Mozzarella sticks to celebrate the start of Illinois football!
Two teachers in my hometown spanked kids and taped their mouths shut during school. They still have jobs. Make. It. Make. Sense. 🤷♂️
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Two teachers in my hometown spanked kids and taped their mouths shut during school. They still have jobs. Make. It. Make. Sense. 🤷♂️
Im hot; my personality just sucks.
Just because someone isn’t into you doesn’t mean it’s because they find you unattractive. It could also be because they think you are very dumb. Or maybe they can’t stand your terrible personality. Don’t limit yourself.
July 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Im hot; my personality just sucks.
First 15 minutes of Ps I love you and my gf, who has never seen it, says is that Hilary Swank or Amy Johnson? I said Amy jo johnson that’s why I picked it.(she knows Topanga and the Pink Ranger all day 😍). We’ll see what develops.
July 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
First 15 minutes of Ps I love you and my gf, who has never seen it, says is that Hilary Swank or Amy Johnson? I said Amy jo johnson that’s why I picked it.(she knows Topanga and the Pink Ranger all day 😍). We’ll see what develops.
Wemby vs okc is going to be the best conference finals ever, assuming they play 10 different times.
May 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Wemby vs okc is going to be the best conference finals ever, assuming they play 10 different times.
Titans are always awesome when it comes to schedule release time. This year is no different.
May 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Titans are always awesome when it comes to schedule release time. This year is no different.
Treating life like a video game and taking notes during casual situations.
May 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Treating life like a video game and taking notes during casual situations.
Magic should go all in on Coby White.
April 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Magic should go all in on Coby White.
All-time choke job by Duke and I’m here for it.
April 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
All-time choke job by Duke and I’m here for it.
Rotten bananas right after you bought them ass presidency.
ChatGPT ass presidency
Incredible. The Trump administration calculated "tariff rates" by taking the US trade deficit with the respective country and dividing it by the country's exports to the US. And then the tariff rate of the US is often just set by cutting that made-up "tariff rate" in half.
April 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Rotten bananas right after you bought them ass presidency.
Do you think Kansas got its name because they were mad at how Arkansas was pronounced?
March 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Do you think Kansas got its name because they were mad at how Arkansas was pronounced?
I wish Maryland or Texas Tech were in the Midwest region. I want to pick them to make the final four but I dont want to pick against Florida.
March 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I wish Maryland or Texas Tech were in the Midwest region. I want to pick them to make the final four but I dont want to pick against Florida.
Found out today that instead of opening the google app and typing “how to not be weird at work reddit” I can open up the reddit app and search the original question WITHOUT typing reddit! Game changer!
March 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Found out today that instead of opening the google app and typing “how to not be weird at work reddit” I can open up the reddit app and search the original question WITHOUT typing reddit! Game changer!
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Some of the McDonald's items like the Arch Deluxe, Big n Tasty, etc, involved MASSIVE rollouts, with millions in ad campaigns, celebrities, and so forth, and I can't imagine any of them justified the cost. Some, like Fingos, spent YEARS being developed before crashing almost immediately on launch
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Some of the McDonald's items like the Arch Deluxe, Big n Tasty, etc, involved MASSIVE rollouts, with millions in ad campaigns, celebrities, and so forth, and I can't imagine any of them justified the cost. Some, like Fingos, spent YEARS being developed before crashing almost immediately on launch
Me whenever I tear up at an obvious tear jerker situation in a tv show:
a man wearing glasses says " i ate it up "
ALT: a man wearing glasses says " i ate it up "
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February 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Me whenever I tear up at an obvious tear jerker situation in a tv show:
Im watching the Illinois vs Maryland pre game and there’s an Illinois fan with a dry erase board and is watching the Maryland players warm up and is keeping track of there misses (a ton), airballs (like 6), and dunks (one lol). Best part about college sports.
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Im watching the Illinois vs Maryland pre game and there’s an Illinois fan with a dry erase board and is watching the Maryland players warm up and is keeping track of there misses (a ton), airballs (like 6), and dunks (one lol). Best part about college sports.
I dont think I ever realized how susceptible the average person is to propaganda. 🤷♂️
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I dont think I ever realized how susceptible the average person is to propaganda. 🤷♂️
Captain America. He wouldn’t be mad, just disappointed.
If they looked you square in the eye and said without a hint of humor or irony “fuck you, I will never respect you”, which celebrity would it hurt the most to hear it from?
January 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Captain America. He wouldn’t be mad, just disappointed.
I dont know if Aaron Glenn will work out but this is impressive.
January 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I dont know if Aaron Glenn will work out but this is impressive.