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For those who don’t seem to quite get it yet.

🆘🇺🇸
September 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
September 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
September 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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A message for Sarah Suckabee from rural Arkansas! 👇🏼😒😠💙💙
September 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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WATCH: “That’s a you problem.”

@jwilliamj8.bsky.social & the #Jaam crew react to Snoop saying he’s scared to go to the movies because there was a lesbian couple in a Disney’s “Lightyear” and he didn’t know what to tell his grandson.

Full @thejaampod.bsky.social ep: youtu.be/C4IhbpU0ugA?si
August 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Math is hard
Trump: You know, we've cut drug prices by 1200, 1300, 1400, 1,500%. I don't mean 50%. I mean 1400, 1,500%
August 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Federal agencies hiding out in a bunker
July 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Those dudes are weirdos
i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
3 months ago
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
August 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
April 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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TRUMP SUPPORTER: “If Trump is anti-constitution, good. I think he should go further.

@mehdirhasan.bsky.social : “This is wonderfully revealing.”
July 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Reporter: Your opponents have placed a delicious piece of cheese on this mouse trap. Would you like to take a bite?

Mamdani: I am not a mouse, and do not enjoy mousetrap cheese. Furthermore, that trap is rusty, old, and obvious.

Reporter: But seriously. The cheese. So tasty! Why not take a bite?
Mamdani on "globalize the intifada": "That's not language that I used. The language that I used and the language that I will continue to use to lead the city is that which speaks clearly to my intent, which is an intent grounded in a belief in universal human rights."
June 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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a woman just trying to get home gets shot
June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Musk and Trump are like Kendrick and Drake right now except they're both Drake.
June 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Wells Fargo has a long record of breaking the law—and this past year, was caught violating anti-money laundering, consumer protection, and securities laws.

Lifting the asset cap was a grave mistake. The Fed must show its work and turn over Wells Fargo's exam reports to Congress.
The Fed must show its work and turn over Wells Fargo's exam reports to Congress.
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
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June 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sara Eisen is an absolute hack
June 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Sara Eisen of @cnbc.com is an absolute embarrassment. The way she kisses the asses of every conservative who comes on an attacks competent and educated people like @warren.senate.gov and asks the stupidest gotcha questions I’ve ever heard. What happened to this channel? #CNBC
June 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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you nerds only like Andor because it's well-written, beautiful to look at, and loaded with great actors.
May 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Wow. What a last line. "I'm Andor. Andor Skywalker." In many ways the whole show was just building up to that moment.
May 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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There are two kinds of people in the world.

Those who hit the snooze button three times before getting up.

And those next to them in bed who want to strangle them for it.
May 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie:

Menace IV Society
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie:

Fahrenheit 902-10

*added the 10 for Hollywood drama effect
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie:

American 6.28318530718
May 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The Buddy Hield Experience has officially begun 😂
May 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM