@luchasquirrel.bsky.social
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This is a Big E & curly fry appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Big E & curly fries.
February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is a Big E & curly fry appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Big E & curly fries.
This was a good book. Made all the better by having listened to @vbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi (this is a very Lore heavy book )
February 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This was a good book. Made all the better by having listened to @vbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi (this is a very Lore heavy book )
Oldest: do you care if I walk to the taco truck for lunch?
Me: of course man. Enjoy.
Oldest: follow up question, do you have any cash?
Me: of course man. Enjoy.
Oldest: follow up question, do you have any cash?
February 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oldest: do you care if I walk to the taco truck for lunch?
Me: of course man. Enjoy.
Oldest: follow up question, do you have any cash?
Me: of course man. Enjoy.
Oldest: follow up question, do you have any cash?
The meanness isn’t in the name calling, but the laser sighted accuracy… Go Bucks!
If Notre Dame wins this game they'll turn it into weird lore, if Ohio State wins this game some of the worst people on earth will be momentarily happy before they are reminded that they couldn't score 14 points against a 6-5 team with a QB made of potato.
January 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The meanness isn’t in the name calling, but the laser sighted accuracy… Go Bucks!
My 10 year old is having a throwing up, weeping, rending of garments, style fit bc his name for our new kitten didn’t win, and she’s “going to suffer forever without a cute name”
January 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My 10 year old is having a throwing up, weeping, rending of garments, style fit bc his name for our new kitten didn’t win, and she’s “going to suffer forever without a cute name”
Happy birthday.
January 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy birthday.
My favorite work thing: “I haven’t heard anything about this.”
I know. That’s why I’m telling you. I’m sorry I’m not high ranking enough for you to feel like I should be the one informing you, but here we are.
I know. That’s why I’m telling you. I’m sorry I’m not high ranking enough for you to feel like I should be the one informing you, but here we are.
January 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My favorite work thing: “I haven’t heard anything about this.”
I know. That’s why I’m telling you. I’m sorry I’m not high ranking enough for you to feel like I should be the one informing you, but here we are.
I know. That’s why I’m telling you. I’m sorry I’m not high ranking enough for you to feel like I should be the one informing you, but here we are.
Welp. That is not one of my chickens….(they’re both fine)
January 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Welp. That is not one of my chickens….(they’re both fine)
The Massachusetts plates tells me that thing can get up to at least 90.
January 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Massachusetts plates tells me that thing can get up to at least 90.
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folks are mad that no SEC team reached the championship, but the south can't have it all. better food/music? yes. better at driving in winter conditions? yes. more intellectuals? obviously, because a northern state still hasn't launched a successful lunar mission. the south can't have football too
January 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
folks are mad that no SEC team reached the championship, but the south can't have it all. better food/music? yes. better at driving in winter conditions? yes. more intellectuals? obviously, because a northern state still hasn't launched a successful lunar mission. the south can't have football too
A boy and his dog.
January 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A boy and his dog.
The shock and disgust that my children had that I told them that no, they could not monopolize the tv for another evening. You’d think I committed a war crime.
December 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
The shock and disgust that my children had that I told them that no, they could not monopolize the tv for another evening. You’d think I committed a war crime.
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didn’t spare this one in my tweet delete but it popped up in Facebook Memories. I stand by it
December 9, 2024 at 12:22 PM
didn’t spare this one in my tweet delete but it popped up in Facebook Memories. I stand by it
Someone check on Gus. Or get him a cigarette.
November 30, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Someone check on Gus. Or get him a cigarette.
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one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
SOMEONE GIVE CHIP KELLY COCAINE.
November 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
SOMEONE GIVE CHIP KELLY COCAINE.
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Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
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JOHN COOPER WITH A BEARD
November 30, 2024 at 6:17 PM
JOHN COOPER WITH A BEARD
What the fuck is happening. Ryan Day will not be employed by midnight at this rate.
November 30, 2024 at 6:24 PM
What the fuck is happening. Ryan Day will not be employed by midnight at this rate.
Always and forever.
November 30, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Always and forever.
Plate check.
November 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Plate check.
Good holiday
November 28, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Good holiday
“All I ever wanted was a black grand national. Fuck being rational”
this is the mantra for 25. The year of irrational behavior
November 26, 2024 at 11:16 AM
“All I ever wanted was a black grand national. Fuck being rational”
this is the mantra for 25. The year of irrational behavior