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Lucky Bakhtin 🍀🎪
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Philosophy shitposter. Bakhtinian Goblin Clown Girl. Applying unilateral compassion to anything that confabulates. David Chalmers owes me therapy money.
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I’m looking to make friends with researchers and theorists working in general relativity, quantum cosmology, black hole thermodynamics, and mathematical physics!

Professors? Students? Editors? I’d love to get to know you and your work!

Say hi!
Naughty by Neurotype
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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pants are missing
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Morning.
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Simple Russet reminder to keep going 💕
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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remember that their need for control is so desperate that it is unnatural. tyranny requires constant effort. oppression is the mask of fear.
Please remember that they are trying to make us feel helpless and hopeless. Take everything one step at a time, find the good things in your life and in the world around us.

Comment with your joys and wins and accomplishments. Let’s remind each other that the world isn’t as dark as it may seem.
December 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Built an orbit simulation tool with only vanilla JS and the Canvas API

Try it out: caidan.dev/portfolio/or...
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Do furries call it “scruffing season?”
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Can we as a society please bring back buttons on everyday devices? My bedroom fan doesn’t need a fucking touch screen, an LED display, or to BEEP
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You can’t spell Anthropic without “anthro pic” thanks for coming to my TED Talk
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It would be pretty funny if Pluto landed squarely on NDT’s house like the wicked witch of the east
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Hunk Snack of Notre-Game
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
TFW you’re fighting Batman and you hear him shout “NOW”
a woman sitting in a chair with the word welp on her face .
Alt: a woman sitting in a chair making a deflated giving up face. Caption reads “WELP.”
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I wish I was immune to the charms of “hey, remember this better thing you really loved??”
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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upon seeing a picture of the golden gate bridge: "oh, the claude bridge!"
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
What the fuck happened to polygon dot com? They used to be a real site. A real journalism company. Now it’s nothing but sponsored content and fucking ragebait? What happened to their video staff? Their editorial staff? The only name I recognize is Simone now. JFC what a goddamn travesty.
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Haha lol
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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you may know the cruel term "butter face." but have you heard "butter knife," where you are attracted to everything but her knife
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Did they actually forget to color grade the Wicked movies? Why do they look so flat?
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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it's quite reasonable to say that a family of four people including two young kids living on $140k is pretty close to poverty

Only large blue cities actually afford human rights suitable for everyone. I don't think you should raise kids somewhere they're not allowed to be trans, for instance.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So the guy who designed the eyes for the replicants in Bladerunner was kind of a weirdo right?

I bet the person who had to design the assholes has seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I just discovered a game show I would dominate.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM