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Lucky Kleinschmidt
@luckykleinschmidt.bsky.social
Nobody special
Still new to social
Public interest lawyer in Austin, Texas
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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It is hard to overstate how shallow and embarrassing the Washington Post Editorial Board's analysis is whenver it tries to write about the law. They don't make arguments so much as they crank out half-assed jumbles of buzzwords that they hope will make Jeff Bezos happy. Don't care for it at all!
The Washington Post Editorial Board Is Spectacularly Awful at Legal Analysis
Since Bezos overhauled the board earlier this year, it has been very good at cranking out billionaire-friendly propaganda. It is quite bad at everything else.
ballsandstrikes.org
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Doing my best. Please be kind.
I’m guilty too but god this place would be better if we could all agree not to dunk on accounts with less than a hundred followers
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Manifest #425 from █████ ███████ ██ (TS/SCI)

1. Tunnel of Sharks
2. Demonic Clusterfucks
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
There are ghosts in the headlights
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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naw, that's just a little guy
This world is really broken because what do you mean it took me 34 years to learn about the existence of OCTOBASSES
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Vance is one of those blustering lawyers who makes assertions COMPLETELY unfounded in actual law with such certainty that people believe he is smart and must be right.

It's fucking insidious.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Schrodinger's immigrant: driving down our wages with their cheap labor, and also buying up all of our houses.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Transmission #5741 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Plastic Church
2. Pagan Ham Sandwiches
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I've always wanted to karaoke an instrumental. Just stand on stage and see who feels more awkward
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The key to civil litigation practice is figuring out who the unreliable narrator is. Is it the opposing party, opposing counsel, your client? Or is it you?

Not only who is lying, but to what end?
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This is amazing
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I wish I could say
I want to engage with your
Posts, but then I don't
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Timeline serendipity...
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Zohran opens his victory speech: "As Eugene Debs once said, I can see the dawn of a better day for humanity."

Unapologetic. Unafraid.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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People like socialist policies if you explain them to people confidently and like you think that they're an adult capable of understanding things
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-)

he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit
The Democratic Party Needs to Learn from Zohran Mamdani's Guts and Backbone
Zohran Mamdani did something different, and it made all the difference.
www.teenvogue.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Elaine Welteroth, former editor-in-chief of Teen Vogue and youngest editor of Condé Nast ever, and the 2nd African American to hold this position, changed Teen Vogue to be more politically conscious.

Traffic to TeenVogue.com: 2.7M to 9.2M visitors a year, print subscriptions jumped 535%
Ex-Teen Vogue editor Elaine Welteroth: ‘The headlines implied I was a token black hire’
Welteroth was just 29 when Anna Wintour made her editor-in-chief. Months later, the magazine shut down. What did she do next?
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
ACAB does not include Roy Scheider.
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I remember a brief minute when the nazis tried to co-opt the Celtic Cross, and i thought i would have to explain some of my choices. Glad the Irish didn't let that stick. I'm just honoring my heritage.
there are so many questionable and bad tattoos you can get when you’re young and stupid — i got an elbow web when i was 17 — without ever getting nazi shit, and people who know tattoos are going to fucking tell you if you get nazi shit every time they see it
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I was once skanking at a Mustard Plug show in Kalamazoo, and there was this bigass mfer standing stock still in the middle of the pit - didn't get the impression he was working security or anything, just ... standing there not enjoying the show

I think about that when I read scold-posts
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
FYI Tidal is better and cheaper and you can seamlessly transfer your playlists
OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM