something i hate about offices is how people walk around with their open laptops in hand. all it takes is one walk near the kitchen, a corner drama, and you're really fucked for the day

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

I should really stop reading unsettling books at night, especially with only a tinyy lamp as the source of light. But I have to be honest with myself, I'm not going to stop.

yes

If you want to keep your friends, don't become a mother. #momthings

The house we were staying at was next to a fraternity house. The last night we were there I was outside talking when one of the guys pulls up with a grocery run. One of the first things I hear is "just because you got grape flavored food doesn't mean you got grapes." I couldn't help but chuckle.

my cousin had the family over tonight for a party whose theme was “everyone make a cake and then we will sit around in the backyard and try all the cakes” and honestly like, we should do this once a month

ah, time for the semi-regular unannounced 9:48 pm fireworks that get my hopes up for nothing

Happy October 🖤🎃 #spookyszn

Reading book that mentions early detection of COVID-19 in sewage that includes summary of early days of detection, outbreak. Brought me back to those days like a tide and I thought wow, I lived thru that.

And I had this sudden soothing thought:

Someday these days, too, will be in a history book

I’m sorry but this is the best product name I have ever seen

If I ever want to feel more like an inadequate mom, I just get on facebook. Nothing like seeing holier-than-thou mom posts to help brighten my day. 🫠

Pvris has been good for my sanity lately. open.spotify.com/track/5AsNwU...

The Onion you crack me up

theonion.com/taylor-swift...

people are correctly responding to this with “what are you talking about, he murdered an innocent man” but the thing you need to remember is these people are insane maniacs that genuinely think it was a fentanyl overdose

I love those dreams that have your unconscious self so unsettled that when you wake up you feel very unnerved. Not exactly nightmares but not fun dreams either.