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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
When did NPR start posting Onion articles?
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington. n.pr/4968Bvg
FIFA head says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new peace prize
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
n.pr
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When did NPR start posting Onion articles?
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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My last Halloween as a Controller.
Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.
Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My last Halloween as a Controller.
Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.
Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
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Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/
Saw these two over the weekend at Jamaica Bay
August 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Saw these two over the weekend at Jamaica Bay
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i swear to god he's working for the mamdani campaign
July 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i swear to god he's working for the mamdani campaign
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Congress just defunded public media.
Your support is critical to securing the future of public media: bit.ly/4nWz3wf
Your support is critical to securing the future of public media: bit.ly/4nWz3wf
July 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Congress just defunded public media.
Your support is critical to securing the future of public media: bit.ly/4nWz3wf
Your support is critical to securing the future of public media: bit.ly/4nWz3wf
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June 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Vice President JD Vance (@jd-vance-1.bsky.social) is the most-blocked account on Bluesky, less than a day after joining
June 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Vice President JD Vance (@jd-vance-1.bsky.social) is the most-blocked account on Bluesky, less than a day after joining
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A local New York newspaper has taken its civic duty responsibly. Unfortunately, it's from a town 155 miles away. Here's The Albany Times-Union, saying "don't rank Andrew Cuomo."
www.timesunion.com/opinion/arti...
www.timesunion.com/opinion/arti...
Editorial: Don't rank Andrew Cuomo
Four years after Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo resigned in disgrace, New York City's Democratic voters should look elsewhere for leadership.
www.timesunion.com
June 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A local New York newspaper has taken its civic duty responsibly. Unfortunately, it's from a town 155 miles away. Here's The Albany Times-Union, saying "don't rank Andrew Cuomo."
www.timesunion.com/opinion/arti...
www.timesunion.com/opinion/arti...
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New York City mayoral candidate Andrew Cuomo was fined $600,000 Monday for breaking campaign finance rules by improperly coordinating with a super PAC dubbed Fix the City: bit.ly/4maRwV2
May 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
New York City mayoral candidate Andrew Cuomo was fined $600,000 Monday for breaking campaign finance rules by improperly coordinating with a super PAC dubbed Fix the City: bit.ly/4maRwV2
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11 days.
It’s been 10 days since Andrew Cuomo has answered a single question from the press.
Why is he hiding?
Why is he hiding?
April 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
11 days.
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The Mamdani campaign released the following statement:
“This is us while fasting.”
“This is us while fasting.”
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Mamdani campaign released the following statement:
“This is us while fasting.”
“This is us while fasting.”
Hmmm.... My dictionary says different
March 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hmmm.... My dictionary says different
Does anyone else remember this episode of Veep?
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, Jeffrey Goldberg. theatln.tc/IuULQFiY
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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March 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Does anyone else remember this episode of Veep?
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank
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March 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank
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YouTube Speedrunner Becomes Full-Blown Fascist In Record Time
YouTube Speedrunner Becomes Full-Blown Fascist In Record Time
RUTLAND, VT—After he clicked at blinding speed through recommended videos touting election conspiracy theories, holocaust denial, and outright ethnic cleansing, sources confirmed Thursday that local Y...
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March 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
YouTube Speedrunner Becomes Full-Blown Fascist In Record Time
Prediction: Eric Adams loses the NYC mayoral election and is appointed by Trump to become the FBI director
March 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Prediction: Eric Adams loses the NYC mayoral election and is appointed by Trump to become the FBI director