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My bf said i got spicy mcchicken crumbs all in his bed 💔 smh i leave pieces of myself everywhere i go
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Can we just start using WTYS for “We told you so” to save character space over the next 4 years?
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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I put away laundry cautiously, over the course of several weeks
December 15, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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YOU: Imagine dragons

ME (wisely): Uhh no thank you
December 8, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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Is deleting a skeet called an abortion?
December 8, 2024 at 9:19 PM
People who don’t use oxford commas make me sick
December 5, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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[sincerely, with love in my heart] get real
November 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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What did I make for Thanksgiving? Everyone uncomfortable
November 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
My skeets are 50% off today #blackfriday
November 29, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Posed up like they dropped the hottest album of 1998
November 29, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Today is Black Friday.
November 29, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Twitter is a total shit show.
November 28, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
My bf said i got spicy mcchicken crumbs all in his bed 💔 smh i leave pieces of myself everywhere i go
November 26, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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People out here describing protected bike lanes and pedestrianization as massive social engineering project as if the automobile's takeover of American cities was a natural weather event
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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DRAKE A BITCH
November 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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No one is above the law in our country, unless you happen to be a twice impeached, adjudicated rapist, business fraud, felon who tried to overturn the results of a legitimate presidential election via violent coup.

In that case, yes — you are in fact, above the law.
November 25, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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Going-out fit #officesiren
November 25, 2024 at 7:03 PM
They have the same grimace
Hanging out at Mar-a-Lago with Caitlyn Jenner.
November 25, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Good Morning ☀️ Driving to work! Just shit myself
November 25, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM