Matty Ferguson
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Cynicism is just another form of gullibility. Being a Padres fan is one of my stupider traits.
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Destroying NATO to acquire Greenland when Denmark, formerly close ally, would have worked with us in just about every way possible to increase our defenses there in voluntary arrangements is an absurdity beyond absurdities.
In case anyone has not noticed, the president is a psychopath.
In case anyone has not noticed, the president is a psychopath.
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Destroying NATO to acquire Greenland when Denmark, formerly close ally, would have worked with us in just about every way possible to increase our defenses there in voluntary arrangements is an absurdity beyond absurdities.
In case anyone has not noticed, the president is a psychopath.
In case anyone has not noticed, the president is a psychopath.
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The Republican Party, party of Lincoln, has no discernible ideological beliefs that are more important than loyalty to Trump
NEWSNATION: Why now are you for price controls?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I think desperate times calls for desperate measures
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I think desperate times calls for desperate measures
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The Republican Party, party of Lincoln, has no discernible ideological beliefs that are more important than loyalty to Trump
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Mike Tomlin should've won like 8 COTY awards. He's the best I've ever seen. He did more with less than anyone in the history of the game. If he couldn't beat you with his offense or his defense, he'd still make the game fucking miserable for you anyway.
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Mike Tomlin should've won like 8 COTY awards. He's the best I've ever seen. He did more with less than anyone in the history of the game. If he couldn't beat you with his offense or his defense, he'd still make the game fucking miserable for you anyway.
After the Chargers moved and became dead to me, I struggled to get into the NFL at all. Eventually I adopted the Steelers as my team, primarily because of Mike Tomlin. I admired how the team committed to him, and to me he represented the team and the league so well - his teams were tough, smart...
January 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
After the Chargers moved and became dead to me, I struggled to get into the NFL at all. Eventually I adopted the Steelers as my team, primarily because of Mike Tomlin. I admired how the team committed to him, and to me he represented the team and the league so well - his teams were tough, smart...
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The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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This guy can’t even make a profit when he’s stealing stuff.
TRUMP: MAY SUBSIDIZE OIL COMPANIES REBUILDING IN VENEZUELA: NBC
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
This guy can’t even make a profit when he’s stealing stuff.
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
I think I'll just repost this every 365 days or so
I don't ever want to hear about "meaningless" bowl games. It's a game, and your team is in it. If you're just judging by whether there's a title at stake, then 99% of games are meaningless, and also you're probably some kind of nihilist.
Bowl games are awesome.
Bowl games are awesome.
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I think I'll just repost this every 365 days or so
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Not now, Mina. We're busy watching the Pop Tarts Bowl.
December 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Not now, Mina. We're busy watching the Pop Tarts Bowl.
My annual reminder that bowl games are awesome and we are worse off as a country for de-emphasizing them #cfb #bowlgames and especially #poptartsbowl
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My annual reminder that bowl games are awesome and we are worse off as a country for de-emphasizing them #cfb #bowlgames and especially #poptartsbowl
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Oh man, the closing shot here is perfect
Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh man, the closing shot here is perfect
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Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
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Remember, the Secretary of Transportation is absolutely terrified of this subway system. Just mentioning the ACE line will reduce him to tears.
And yet ...
And yet ...
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Remember, the Secretary of Transportation is absolutely terrified of this subway system. Just mentioning the ACE line will reduce him to tears.
And yet ...
And yet ...
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This is sinister. If you're wondering why so many people don't report sexual assault, this is why.
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
![. . . very cooperative, but the police at that point had to let [redacted] know that what she had done that she could be facing charges.
Q And that was after they had told her earlier that she didn't need an attorney present, correct?
A Exactly.
Q Okay. So this happens to her with the Palm Beach Police Department and did the Palm Beach Police actually present or propose charging [redacted]?
A They did get a probable cause affidavit against [redacted].
Q And is that why Ms. [redacted] and her attorney were concerned about her testimony here?
A Yes.
Q Now was a subpoena issued for Ms. [redacted] on behalf of this grand jury?
A Yes, it was.
Q And before Ms. [redacted] would comply with that, did she -- did her attorney request some sort of order?
A Yes.
Q And what did he ask for?
A He asked for immunity for [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiariijffjjrgfh26o22jjr76pwprinvnbpkcho5lyi2sucfbqlooy@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is sinister. If you're wondering why so many people don't report sexual assault, this is why.
I didn't mind losing Cease. I expected Suarez to move on. But losing Michael King would be crushing to me. I felt like he was the future of the rotation. #padres
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I didn't mind losing Cease. I expected Suarez to move on. But losing Michael King would be crushing to me. I felt like he was the future of the rotation. #padres
Most responsible people have real concerns about AI, but pretending it doesn't exist should hardly be the mission of an institute of higher learning, particularly one geared towards engineers.
The knowledge gap is creating a great deal of fearmongering. Teaching responsible use should be the goal.
The knowledge gap is creating a great deal of fearmongering. Teaching responsible use should be the goal.
Signaling their bold new commitment to AI, Purdue is changing its mascot from the Boilermakers to the Bullshitters.
It’s been fun while it lasted: “Purdue University will begin requiring that all of its undergraduate students demonstrate basic competency in artificial intelligence starting with freshmen who enter the university in 2026.”
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Most responsible people have real concerns about AI, but pretending it doesn't exist should hardly be the mission of an institute of higher learning, particularly one geared towards engineers.
The knowledge gap is creating a great deal of fearmongering. Teaching responsible use should be the goal.
The knowledge gap is creating a great deal of fearmongering. Teaching responsible use should be the goal.
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Kommissar is pleased to announce generous allocation of two pencils per child. Thank the kommisar for his bounty!
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Kommissar is pleased to announce generous allocation of two pencils per child. Thank the kommisar for his bounty!
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The most striking thing here to me is the use of the Trump v US (immunity) decision to justify expanded presidential power in a completely different realm.
That decision will go down in infamy. It has destroyed the legitimacy of the Court and threatens the foundation of Constitutional government.
That decision will go down in infamy. It has destroyed the legitimacy of the Court and threatens the foundation of Constitutional government.
"President Donald Trump’s lawyer argued on Monday for far-reaching power that would go well beyond his ability to fire officials at the Federal Trade Commission and other independent agencies," Joan Biskupic writes.
Trump's lawyer pushed for more executive power; Supreme Court justices seem eager to comply | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump's lawyer argued on Monday for far-reaching power that would go well beyond his ability to fire officials at the Federal Trade Commission and other independent agencies.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The most striking thing here to me is the use of the Trump v US (immunity) decision to justify expanded presidential power in a completely different realm.
That decision will go down in infamy. It has destroyed the legitimacy of the Court and threatens the foundation of Constitutional government.
That decision will go down in infamy. It has destroyed the legitimacy of the Court and threatens the foundation of Constitutional government.
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GEORGE WILL: “.. The killing of the survivors by this moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans. A nation incapable of shame is dangerous, not least to itself.”
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December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
GEORGE WILL: “.. The killing of the survivors by this moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans. A nation incapable of shame is dangerous, not least to itself.”
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse