Dorcus Maximus
mackimesser.bsky.social
Dorcus Maximus
@mackimesser.bsky.social
he/him. Game dork. Outdoors guy. Part-time football guy.
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Im advocating for drug testing the new administration, if only so we can discover that RFK Jr. is on a stack that would make the Liver King nod his head in respect.
February 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
New speed run world record for ruining the best Jeff Buckley song
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
January 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This might be the funniest thing I've ever could see in @jonbois.bsky.social replies.
January 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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hmmmmmmmmff 🍷
January 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM