FKA DJ Jazzy Carl
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FKA DJ Jazzy Carl
@madnotstressed.bsky.social
Bring back hors d'oeuvres.
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Art by Kyle Bravo
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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Don’t forget what is also true: ordinary Americans are often almost indescribably brave, whatever our coward elites and institutions decide to do
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Actions have consequences.
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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I expect everyone who was upset and outraged by the murder of Charlie Kirk to be just as outrage and upset by this murder in Minneapolis. Do you think that’s gonna happen?
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Do it
Sen. Ruben Gallego says he's introducing a resolution to block Trump from invading Greenland.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Trump is trying to pull off the biggest act of gaslighting in US history.

Other than his gaslighting of the 2020 election results.
I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day.

Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.

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January 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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When does Canada start asking Americans for proof of vaccination as condition of entry? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/h...
Kennedy Scales Back the Number of Vaccines Recommended for Children
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold

“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Trump is threatening to steal Greenland. That’s what dictators and rogue heads of state do.
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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A Mad King has usurped the power of Congress—which represents the American people. That is, he has seized power that belongs to you and me collectively. He has declared war without consultation with or approval from Congress. And with no imminent threat. This is a profound betrayal of the republic.
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Dying at this review of Richard Linklater's Slacker
December 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Can someone deliver all the Epstein files to 50 Cent, stat? Thans!
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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It is Going to Happen in 2026
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I am putting 2025 in the toilet and flushing
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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BUEK
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM