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A safe space to talk about #MAGA Identity Distortion Syndrome (MIDS) and how to save the critically endangered MAGA brain cell.

The world's most trusted resource for those suffering from MIDS (a MAGA brain disease).

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With over 100 billion neurons (brain cells) that can live as long as you live, it's impossible to ever "run out."

But you can damage or kill off some of these cells when you experience a traumatic brain injury such as #MAGA Identity Distortion Syndrome.
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So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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When Trump desperately needed people to vouch for him with skeptical evangelicals in the 2016 primary, David was there to do it for him at the Christian Broadcasting Network.
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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There is a lot of woe in the world, but here is one thing I'm excited about:

nashhigh.itch.io/zinearranger This zine layout tool is a dream I never knew I had. You can upload a pdf of your, e.g., 56-page 1/4-sized zine in page order (1-56), and in seconds get back a 14-page doc you can print from.
The ZineArranger by Nash High
Zine layout tool for PDFs
nashhigh.itch.io
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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ICE reshapes the fight to avoid another government shutdown
www.axios.com
ICE reshapes the fight to avoid another government shutdown
twp.ai
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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'Whiskey Fridays With Tony Dokoupil' Coming Soon To CBS News
crooksandliars.com
'Whiskey Fridays With Tony Dokoupil' Coming Soon To CBS News | Crooks and Liars
twp.ai
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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ICE IN LOS ANGELES

Wednesday, ICE rolled up in an unmarked truck and turned LA into a rooftop chase scene.

Construction workers, jumping buildings, agents climbing ladders, all to terrorize people trying to do a day’s work.

No arrests. Just fear. Just risk. Just trauma.
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Seoul lawmaker Seo Young-kyo enters mayoral race in ruling party
www.upi.com
Seoul lawmaker Seo Young-kyo enters mayoral race in ruling party - UPI.com
twp.ai
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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'Greatest gaffe ever': Trump official torched by MS NOW host after Marie Antoinette moment
www.rawstory.com
'Greatest gaffe ever': Trump official torched by MS NOW host after Marie Antoinette moment
twp.ai
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Robert Kraft "gave" his Super Bowl ring to Putin in 2005

Didn't mean Putin won the Super Bowl
Venezuela's opposition leader gives Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal
Trump accepted the gift from María Corina Machado and thanked her for it in a social media post. It is not clear yet what he plans to do with the medal.
www.nbcnews.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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And they dragged this poor guy across the cement and into detention. Absolutely wrong and unAmerican. ICE is not patriotic, they are treasonous thugs and will be held accountable, pretty soon the masks will be off!
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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ICE brutally goes after American citizens with ZERO justification.

*Yanks them out of their vehicle
*Cuts their seatbelts
*SMASH windows
*Drags them hard onto the ground, snow, cement, dirt, grass, etc
*Shoots them in the face

ICE doesn't show ID, always masked, military attire, & guns.🤬
January 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Absolutely wild the GOP is carrying water for a dude depicting himself as a king in a jet dumping poo on Americans.

Impossible to take anyone still standing by Trump seriously on any topic. Mike Johnson the “conservative Christian” is just cool with this at a values level, eh?

Mmmkay.
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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A bunch of unlovable cars in the receiving lot, just waiting to be matched with their unlovable men.
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This👇👇👇👇👇

Fetterman is a traitor.
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Expressing astonishment at the transformative power of the journey, a button-up shirt reported…
theonion.tumblr.com
The Onion
twp.ai
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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After 'No Kings,' protesters tear gassed at Portland ICE facility
thehill.com
After ‘No Kings,’ protesters tear gassed at Portland ICE facility
twp.ai
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
LARCHMONT, NY—Noting the 16-year-old had too big of an inheritance ahead of him to throw it all away, the parents of local teen Sutton Langford expressed concern Monday that their son was falling in w...
theonion.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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While the Education Dept.’s decision will allow these programs to continue receiving grant funding for another year, the affected organizations were supposed to be funded through September 2028 before the Trump administration canceled the grants.
Students With Hearing and Vision Loss Get Funding Back Despite Trump’s Anti-DEI Campaign
Following public outcry, the Department of Education has reversed its decision to cut funding for students who have both hearing and vision loss, opting instead to reroute grants to an organization th...
www.propublica.org
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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MAGA's 'spaghetti-throwing' reveals how 'deeply unpopular' they are: analyst
www.rawstory.com
MAGA's 'spaghetti-throwing' reveals how 'deeply unpopular' they are: analyst
twp.ai
October 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM