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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist
@magickali.bsky.social
No. 44, New Series 864962, an inhabitant of Carcosa.
🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇲🇽 BLM Antifa
Pinned
I don't trust anyone.
If I like what they're saying, I trust them even less.
Did I hear that video correctly?
To unfold it, you start with a reach-around?
Is it going to buy me dinner first?
Samsung has launched its Galaxy Z Trifold phone — which folds out from a bar phone into a 10-inch tablet.

Is this a phablet too far?

(Unboxing video from Arun at youtu.be/qNKKSujit94)
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Finally, after all this time...
My spirit animal has arrived.
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I was brave enough to turn the
dumpster that is my life into a

。 ☆ 。  ☆。  ☆
☆。 \   |   /。 ☆
DUMPSTER FIRE!!!
☆。 /  |  \。 ☆
。  ☆。    。  ☆。
a sign that says what is even happening in front of a dumpster
ALT: a sign that says what is even happening in front of a dumpster
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have a ton of hoodies, but I have never worn the hood up.
I scrunch the hood around my neck to keep it warm, though.
I have now wasted ten seconds of your life. I am sorry.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Should I take it as some sort of victory when I quote-post something I find a bit sketchy to later see this in place of the sketchy post?
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
ChatGPT is like Duolingo.
You think you're learning, but you're not.
You're not learning concepts, your memorizing prompts.
ANALYSIS | ChatGPT may help you find information faster, but you learn less | CBC Radio
Bob McDonald’s Blog: Recent studies show that using chatbots like ChatGPT may get us information faster than ever before, but we’re not gaining much knowledge by using it.
www.cbc.ca
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I need to come up with a really hot take that I can post with a picture of Norman Rockwell's 'Freedom of Speech' painting.

Norman Rockwell's 'Freedom of Speech' painting posts are so hot right now.
a group of people sitting in a theater with the words so hot right now written on the bottom
Alt: Mugatu from Zoolander with the words 'so hot right now' written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's no Holy Hand-grenade, but it'll do.
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Happy Thanksgiving.
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You don't know me, and you were still correct.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
me reading your posts
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Cranberries taste like cherries that hate you."

-John Oliver
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I still reel at the fact that Trump has to put "real" in front of his OWN NAME on HIS OWN SOCIAL MEDIA platform.
Like, what are you doing?
hard launch.

on truth social.

mamdani broke his brain.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Has anyone seen my cured monkey paw?
It's been missing for about a year now.
I could have sworn I left it on the mantle?
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Thank you, Etsy Witches!
High-profile Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene to quit Congress after Trump feud
The Georgia representative will leave office in the New Year.
www.bbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Alternative Title:
HERE ARE 86 DEMOCRATS THAT NEED TO BE PRIMARIED OUT OF EXISTENCE.
Anyone against socialism is against the very fabric of a society.
Examples of socialism:
Police
Fire Departments
Roads, streets, highways
Social Security
Pensions
The Military
Emergency Healthcare
Libraries
& More!
In a country where the cost of living rises but wages don't, where illness can leave you in financial ruin, and where the young feel they have no chance at any upward mobility, 86 House Democrats joined Republicans to pass a resolution denouncing “the horrors of socialism.” trib.al/YmIjeGU
86 Democrats Condemn Socialism as Zohran Mamdani Meets With Trump
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries appeared to lead the charge.
trib.al
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don't trust anyone.
If I like what they're saying, I trust them even less.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My favorite thing about the red/blue pill meme, is that it was written by two trans-women.
LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's either SUPER bad, or they didn't even bother to record it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How about:
*Stop deporting immigrant construction workers (& all others)
*Repeal all the tariffs, like the ones that are raising the cost of building materials
*End Single-family zoning rules
*Maybe regulate your precious capitalism so rich people don't gorge themselves on other peoples misfortunes?
During the recent government shutdown, Trump directed Pulte to think about ways to use Fannie and Freddie to ramp up housing production and address the US’s critical housing shortage.

Pulte flew down to Trump’s Palm Beach golf club to present his idea for the president’s demand: a 50-year mortgage.
Bill Pulte is really having a week
The revelations against the Trump loyalist keep piling up.
www.motherjones.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Schrödinger's Child
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just watched the first episode of #Pluribus.
So far, all I could think of was this:
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM